I’m not sure, but i think that a gaunt, horse-faced church lady (using that term loosely) just told me that Tiller’s skirt is too short.
“You know, at elementary school, they say the acceptable length is knee-length.”
She is wearing a jean skirt. She is three. What the fuck?* Does my daughter look like a hooker, or what?
*And yes, there is just a smidge of lingering resentment over the fact that girls in high school must abide by the knee-length rule unless they are cheerleaders, in which case it is apparently acceptable for those who can do a back handspring and spirit fingers to wear a skirt so short they are showing their ass to the entire school.