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Here, There Be Dragons

Conversation with Rollie yesterday:

Rollie: “Mama, if I see a dragon, you will give me a knight, and I will knife the dragon.”
Me: “Um, okay, if we see a dragon, I will let you have a knife and slay him. But you realize that we don’t play with knives, ever, without Mama’s permission?”
Rollie: “But, we do if there is a dragon.”
Me: “Well, yeah, obviously. Also? A ‘Knight’ is the guy who wears the armor, and who holds a sword or a lance, or throws down the gauntlet, okay? ‘Knight’ just sounds like “knife.” And you use a sword to slay the dragon, not a knife.”
Rollie: “Right,” he says, nodding his head vigorously in the affirmative.

Okay. It’s a plan.

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6 Responses to “Here, There Be Dragons”

  1. todd says:
    October 23, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Right.
    And then I can has a ice cream?

  2. Dorothy Gould says:
    October 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    Whew! Good to know you have a plan for those unexpected dragons….

  3. Steph Bachman says:
    October 24, 2007 at 2:39 am

    HA! I can totally hear you saying “we don’t touch the knife without mommy’s permission.”

  4. Steph Bachman says:
    October 24, 2007 at 7:45 pm

    Hey, Dragonslayer? How is your running coming? Aren’t you doing the Silver Comet race this weekend?

  5. Dogwood Girl says:
    October 25, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Silver comet – Nope. Was going to, then todd had to be out of town for work, then I decided i would do the thanksgiving one, and that fell through, because if i want to see my parents, I have to be out of town, and the whole thing was discouraging, and I fell off the wagon and haven’t run much at all in two weeks. Turns out I need a set goal to keep me on track. I am trying not to beat myself up for it, but i feel guilty. sigh.

  6. Steph Bachman says:
    October 25, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    ING in March. That is a good goal (and close to home). Rates go up Oct 31 so you can sign up now and kick that wagon in the ass.

    Everyone needs a goal (even professionals – Carole Sharpless has said that in interviews) – nothing wrong with that. : )

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