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I hate the Dentist

Okay, that’s a lie. I am scared of the dentist. Except I have a new Dentist, and – put me in a hippie skirt and twirl my ass around! – he uses nitrous oxide.

I could learn to like this weekly pap smear/dental appointment stuff.

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8 Responses to “I hate the Dentist”

  1. Lyle says:
    August 2, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    My dentist only breaks out the N2O when he needs to do serious work (e.g. fillings). If I had my way they’d hook me up as soon as I walked in the door, even for regular cleanings. I just don’t like anything about going to the dentist.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 2, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    I hear ya. Actually, I should have mentioned that I was indeed having a filling. It sucked.

  3. Nat says:
    August 2, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    Okay, I was wondering. I was like they just give it to you for a cleaning. I’ve only had one cavity and I had to beg for so pain killer and he only gve me a local–no gas 🙁 It was awful. Anyway, I was thinking if they give gas for cleaning I might actually be convinced to go to the dentist. Now if they would only give you gas at the paps I might go to the dr all the time.

  4. Tara says:
    August 3, 2007 at 12:22 am

    I need a new dentist mine terrifys me! And for pain management he gives shots. Ouch!!!!

  5. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 3, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Amen, Sister! Steph, you should mention the N2O to your sister for paps – she could get a great practice built on that.

  6. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 3, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Well, Tara, mine gave novocaine shots, too, but well. . . i didn’t care, because I had the nitrous.

  7. Shiney Hair says:
    August 3, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    My dentist gives it to me for the cleanings.
    Not kidding.
    I love it.

  8. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 6, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    I remembered that and I looked at your dentist, but i think wasn’t covered by my insurance.

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