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My Son Creeps Me Out

One of the fun things about having two laptops in the house again is that I can sit upstairs, while Todd hangs out downstairs, and we can email and chat back and forth. Which, also, let’s admit, is ridiculous. But we have fun with it. Like this little gem that I just received. Jason B., try not to get too freaked out by this.

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10 Responses to “My Son Creeps Me Out”

  1. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 16, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    No idea why this shows up twice. . .

  2. Jason says:
    August 16, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

  3. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 16, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    We have been having some fun with it.

  4. Mike Maier says:
    August 16, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    thats awesome.

  5. Dorothy Gould says:
    August 17, 2008 at 1:54 am

    It is awesome, but what the heck is it?

    Ok, i know it’s Rollie, but how did you get him to look like that?

  6. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 17, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Some kind of setting on the camera in my husband’s new computer. Tiller looks even creepier.

  7. Shiney Hair says:
    August 17, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    my god, technology is awesome. Tell Rollie that I wanna play on the camera too. Does it have a “skinny” setting?

  8. Dorothy Gould says:
    August 17, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    would love to see tiller too…..don’t keep your loyal readers in suspense.

  9. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 17, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Tiller is creepier than Rollie. And yes, Robin, if you stand a certain way, you can get a skinny waist and big boobies.

  10. Danielle says:
    August 20, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    What a cute little mongoloid!

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