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Crutch Parenting

Recently, my sister told me about hanging out with friends of Mark (her husband). The wife, a recent addition to motherhood, was talking about swings, bouncy/vibrating seats, etc. and referred to them as “parenting crutches.”

[Raucous, condescending, derisive laughter from veteran mothers everywhere.] Obviously, Honey, you have only one child.

For veteran parents, four months of age marks an anxiously-awaited milestone for parents everywhere. Yep, we, excitedly, have pulled out the epitome of crutch parenting, the EXERSAUCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May Matilda never grow out of it. . . .

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One Response to “Crutch Parenting”

  1. Steph Bachman says:
    February 13, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    Parenting crutch? What the hell ever!

    Exer-saucer = shower or preparation of dinner or eating of dinner or using of toilet with 2 hands (what a luxury!).

    OK, after my outburst, I’m thinking maybe the exersaucer, bouncy seat, swing and jumpy thing ARE crutches, but in the necessary-to-help-parent way – not in the substitute-for-parenting way.

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