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Lightningbolt

Why is it that I don’t say the “F” word around Rollie, and then all of a sudden, about ten minutes before we arrive at the Methodist church where he will be attending Mommies Morning Out, and where we are meeting his teacher for the first time, he asks me from the backseat:

“Mama? What you fucking doing?”

Okay, i really don’t think that this is what he was really saying, but that is what it sounded like, and it is definitely what his teacher would have thought he was saying. Luckily, it was a one-time deal, but needless to say, i was waiting for a lightning bolt to strike me dead sitting in the little kiddie chairs at the parent teacher conference.

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2 Responses to “Lightningbolt”

  1. Steph Bachman says:
    August 31, 2006 at 11:31 am

    HA! Always ill-timed, those bursts of cursing.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 31, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    Todd and I still get tickled about Annika and the “come on, dumbass!” story. That is a classic.

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