Our Tooth Fairy is Retarded

So, Rollie came home from school having lost another tooth. I think it’s his . . .fourth? They are becoming a blur. Interestingly, only one was pulled at home – the rest were at school. I guess maybe he gets bored in class and decides to wiggle it until it comes out.


Oh, and the Tooth Fairy? Well, ours is retarded. . .

Rollie woke up this morning, ran downstairs all excited that the Tooth Fairy had left him a dollar, and left his tooth, too! Upon being questioned in isolation, the Tooth Fairy confirmed that the tooth was indeed taken last night when the dollar was left. . . so. . . there must have been an older tooth still in the pillow, one that she missed on a previous visit.

So, the Tooth Fairy cost us a dollar. Good thing I coupon to make up for fiscal disasters of this nature.


3 Responses to “Our Tooth Fairy is Retarded”

  1. Diane B says:

    Check out http://www.mytoothfairypictures.com – you upload a picture of your child asleep and then add in a tooth fairy – the combined picture makes the kids think the tooth fairy is real – really fun for the whole family

  2. Dogwood Girl says:

    Diane – very cute idea. But I’m not paying 9.99 for something I could do at home myself. 🙂

  3. Becky says:

    At the least tooth fairy came! She sometimes forgets to stop at our house.

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