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Rollieisms

Rollie has been saying some really funny stuff lately. A few gems:

Me: “Rollie, do you want to go swimming at Aunt Lisa’s today?”
Rollie: “No.”
Me: “Why not?”
Rollie: “Lisa drinks.*”
*Rollie is not very observant of his surroundings, or he would realize that Mama and Dada drink way more than Aunt Lisa does.

Me: “Rollie, what is your sister’s name?”
Rollie: “Tilda.”
Me: “What is Papaw’s name?”
Rollie: “Cecil.”
Me: “What is Grandma’s name?”
Rollie: “Beginia.” [Virginia]
Me: “What is Mama’s name?”
Rollie: “Unnie, or And.”
Me: “What is Dada’s name?”
Rollie: “Paul.*”
*This should come as quite a surprise to both Rollie’s father, whose name is Todd, and to our friends Paul and Harmony, or “Hummery,” as Rollie refers to her.

Finally, here is our family favorite Rollieism:

Me: “Rollie do you want to go see Grandma and Papaw?”
Rollie: “Yes.”
Me: “What about Meemaw?”
Rollie: “No.”
Me: “Why not?”
Rollie: “She sleeps around.*”
*Admittedly, Rollie is correct on this one. Meemaw is in her 80’s, and does indeed fall asleep at the drop of a hat, all around the house.

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One Response to “Rollieisms”

  1. Kat or Mike says:
    July 31, 2006 at 11:15 am

    these have really cracked us up!

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