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Young Folks

We had a bit of a dance party last night after dinner. Rollie, in particular, loves The Dance. I don’t care how shitty your Monday is, if you can watch this and not crack a smile, you are a cold, soulless bastard. Or bitch, as the case may be.

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13 Responses to “Young Folks”

  1. Lyle says:
    February 5, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let’s Go! Vamonos!

    Thanks for posting, this makes my day! For a minute there, when Rollie dropped to the floor it looked like he was going to break out a butt-spin. Also, it wasn’t until the second viewing that I noticed poor little Scully cowering behind the entertainment center. 😉

  2. Anonymous says:
    February 5, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    Are y’all okay with Rollie being gay?

  3. manunderstress says:
    February 5, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    dude, i swear he started off crumping

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    February 5, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Lyle, I am a little concerned that you felt the need to watch it twice. Not enough work to do today? Poor scully. She lives a tortured existence. Can you imagine what the animals must be thinking about us when we are doing all of this?

    Anonymous: I am fine with Rollie being gay. Are you okay with being an asshole?

    Stress – Agreed. Those first few moves were pretty impressive.

  5. Steph Bachman says:
    February 6, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    I like the Big Dance the best. : )

  6. Lyle says:
    February 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    I was unclear on when, exactly, the “Big Dance” began. Is it when he drops to one arm, sort of like he’s doing a one-armed push-up? Or was it all the Big Dance?

    This is why I’ve had to watch it several times, Anne!

  7. Dogwood Girl says:
    February 6, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    The big dance is nebulous, Lyle. It is more of an attitude than an actual move. It is also better in person. We will demonstrate at next family gathering.

  8. Nat says:
    February 7, 2007 at 12:50 am

    Beau has some of those exact moves! I am not kidding–especially the breaking ones on the floor.
    Are they taking a hiphop class together somewhere and we don’t know about it?
    Maybe it is part of the preschool curriculum. Beau does have “creative movement” at his school and I have always been a little unclear on what that entails. I mean all movement 3 year olds do seems pretty creative to me.

  9. Dogwood Girl says:
    February 7, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Nat! You have found out their dirty little secret. Once a week, I pick up Beau and drop him off at a dance school here in the hood. Next week is his gang initiation.

  10. Nat says:
    February 8, 2007 at 12:50 am

    This totally explains why he keeps asking if he can get a tatoo. Of course the white kid would ask for permission first.

  11. Vanessa says:
    February 9, 2007 at 12:45 am

    I LOVED that! Rollie’s got some serious moves. And Tiller looked like she was trying to join right in. She’s walking, big girl!!!

    I want to Big Dance.

  12. james says:
    February 9, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    yes i smiled…no i am not a souless bastard….

  13. Dogwood Girl | blog archives | Back to the Grind says:
    April 6, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    […] with the quick moves in that one, but Rollie totally rocked his awesome moves. He can really cut a rug, in case you’ve forgotten. If I had any balls, I would set up a video recorder to get me […]

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