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Amazing

Feeling kind of ill after stomach dropped out upon hearing shrieks, screaming, and crying from Rollie in the backyard. He got stung by a yellow jacket. First bee sting in six years. Hasn’t swollen up yet, thank god. Always worry about that, since my Grandma was deathly allergic. Amazing that I knew IMMEDIATELY that it was not a normal Tiller-pissed-me-off scream.

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5 Responses to “Amazing”

  1. Lyle Johnson says:
    July 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Sorry the little guy got stung. I hate bees. Denise loves to tease me because I’m so afraid of bees. Also clowns.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    July 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Lyle, clowns are a very serious threat, just like flying monkeys.

    Rollie is doing just fine now. Popsicles will do wonders for bee stings.

  3. Dogwood Girl says:
    July 22, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Oh, and Todd didn’t know about your fears, so who knows? You might be getting a clown for Christmas now.

    Is yours rooted in Poltergeist? That’s where my fear comes from.

  4. Lyle Johnson says:
    July 24, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Yes, Poltergeist. You know, that movie was on TV some time last year and Denise had never seen it so we both watched for a little while. It seems very campy now and not particularly scary. I had to assure her that it was much more terrifying in 1982 when that freaking clown puppet tried to strangle the little boy. Seriously messed up.

  5. Dogwood Girl says:
    July 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    It haunted me for years. Still don’t like snow on the tv either.

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