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Funny Notes from The Boy

This gem somehow got lost in the leaning tower of procrastination on my desk.

From Rollie to his elf, December 2011

From Rollie to his elf, December 2011

My transcription:

Note to elf. From: Rollie
Elves are good at: Being funny and messy, good with forts, hard to find at morning, good at being awesome, and cool, and small.
Note to Rollie: You are good. I lik cookey.

It cracks me up that he wrote back for the elf and purposefully misspelled the elf’s writing. Funny kid.

But this one, this one will always and forever be my fave. It is hanging on his bedroom door.

scrabblerules

“No cheating. No abbreviations. Just words.”

Awesome.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012 at 6:13 pm and is filed under Family, Home, Humor, Parenthood, Rollie. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Funny Notes from The Boy”

  1. lauren says:
    February 22, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    that is awesome. also did the left hand trick. l leah wrote some DAMN long letters to the elf, now i have to remember where i hid them!!.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    February 22, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Your girls cracked me up with the elves.

  3. Travis LeMaster says:
    February 23, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Cute! Creative kids. I also like how you call it the “tower of procrastination.”

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    February 23, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Thanks, Travis! Your blog is great. Wish I was researching lines in your areas.

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