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Hardest Laugh

Okay, my neighbor Scott is over hanging with Todd (I went to Wine Night at friends’ in East Atlanta) and he just witnessed me laughing the belly laugh, crying my guts out, can’t breathe laugh over this.

If you have not seen this cat before, you are missing out. And I don’t usually like stupid LOLCats and that crap, but this one just makes me insane, it is so funny to me. This is the cream of the crop:

Thanks to Tori for almost making me spew my beer all over my keyboard. Laughter is the best. Next to Helen Hunt, Play It Off Cat, and Hall and Oates.

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4 Responses to “Hardest Laugh”

  1. tori says:
    June 19, 2009 at 1:08 am

    I am so glad you enjoyed this as much as I did. This further cements our twisted sensibilities and our friendship!

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    June 19, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Anyone who can keep a straight face when they see that cat appear is the twisted one!

  3. mike says:
    June 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    thank you so much- my face hurts so good from laughing

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    June 21, 2009 at 9:53 am

    No problem, Mike. I also got great release from that damn cat.

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