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Peace and Joy and Stinky Polyester Santa Suits

One of the great things about being an adult at Christmas is seeing pictures like this one of my nephew. Pictures of babies bawling on Santa’s lap.  Nothing says, “Peace and Joy” like children terrified of creepy guys in smelly old polyester santa suits!??

What a crybaby!

What a crybaby!

I didn’t have time to fool around with resizing the photo (deadlines yo!), but it had to be larger to get the full effect of the terror. I know, shoddy.

(For those of you who are curious, this is the Lenox Mall Santa.)

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2 Responses to “Peace and Joy and Stinky Polyester Santa Suits”

  1. Nikki says:
    December 15, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    You are funny. Piper has always been terrified of Santa. She still refuses to sit on his lap, but now she’ll wave at him through the Nordstrom window.
    Btw, that Santa almost looks like the real deal.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    December 15, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    I’m thinking Piper is pretty smart.

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