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Poop Jokes are Funny

They really are.

Yesterday afternoon, I was changing Tiller. When one of the kids has a really large poopy diaper, I exclaim “Poop-O-Rama!” Everyone gets excited. Tiller was excited about her Poop-O-Rama, and as she is starting to mimic everything we say, she let out a gleeful, “Poop-O-Mama!!!”

Today, I had Rollie try to go on the potty. I try to remind him hourly and after eating or drinking. Today has been a banner day – so far, no poop in the diaper. Only on the potty. To my joy, Rollie said, “I have to go poop.” I told him to go, go, go. He rushed to the bathroom, took off his pants and diaper, sat up on the toilet, and closed the bathroom door. He sat for a second, and I was on the couch waiting to hear something from him, when he opened up the door and darted out towards his toy box.

Me: “Did you poop?”

Rollie: “No, I just need to get a magazine.”

Such a little man.

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3 Responses to “Poop Jokes are Funny”

  1. Lyle says:
    April 10, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    So what magazine did he go with? I got a subscription to Time for Christmas, and I find that their stories are just about the right length.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    April 10, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    He’s pretty into car magazines.

  3. Aunt Lisa says:
    April 11, 2007 at 5:55 am

    My little man!

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