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SisterSpeak

Because I was picking cotton today, I was reminded that my sister and I have our own language. As our friend Harris famously once said, “You guys are freakishly close.”

How well do you know me and Leelee? Do you know the meaning of these words and phrases?

Waggy Butt
whermp
salmon
cotton
catface
strap on the feedbag
We should bitch more
shark
him’s bad

Lisa, what would you add to this list? I know there are more. This was off the top of my head when I was picking cotton this morning.

(Um, yeah, this is just a post for fun while i finish up a longer one I am working on.)

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4 Responses to “SisterSpeak”

  1. Ashley Stanley says:
    December 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    My sis and I have the same thing. If I tell you I’m going to gooble you, you’d better watch out!! 🙂

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    December 30, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Please don’t gobble me, Ash. Especially if it has anything to do with your new knife!

  3. lauren says:
    December 31, 2009 at 12:06 am

    only b/c you told me i am now fond of “strap on the feed bag” 😉 i hope my girls will always call each other “sissy” and such.

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    December 31, 2009 at 11:46 am

    It’s a great one, lauren!

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