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This makes me laugh, even though UGA lost.

So, my fellow Dawg Brant and I decided to take it to one thread for the cocktail party. In real time, it went something like this.
(Copied text from Facebook, because I am too lazy to do a screen shot.)

Anne Palmer Johnson Brant and Annie’s Saturday Dawg Thread.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Which I am pretty sure is a jinx. Murray fumble.
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Brant Rackley Let me start by saying…FUCK!!!
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Anne Palmer Johnson Verizon thing v. annoying.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Hunker down you hairy dogs!
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Brant Rackley I like this thread idea. You’re a smart one, Annie.
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Brant Rackley Ugh
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Anne Palmer Johnson I think it’s a jinx.
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Brant Rackley Dude, you’ve got to be kidding me. Should we go to silence and see what happens?
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Anne Palmer Johnson Rollie’s a jinx: Just asked what a turnover was. Rt before boykin dropped it.
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Brant Rackley Duct tape him.
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Brant Rackley No more passing for Murray.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Yeah, let’s try silence til 2nd half. sigh.
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Erik Tamplin It’s because I’m watching. Will turn it off.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Whatever works.
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Brant Rackley Damn it, Tamplin!
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Brant Rackley I’m halfway crying right now.
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Lisa Palmer Thomas They’re com in’ back, Annie. I can feel it!
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Ken Womack Gators’ total offense vs LSU – 243 yards. Gators’ total offense vs UGA in first half – 248 yards. Thought you’d like to know.
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Lisa Palmer Thomas Wow. That was cold.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Lisa, Ken is a total sweetheart. All the girls say so.
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Brant Rackley ?3 points. Can do better than that.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Ken, another stat I am loving – 15 uga turnovers in last 4 and a half games against UF. Just sad.
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Jason Billips Yes!!!’. (Virginia voice)
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Jason Billips F yeah!
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Anne Palmer Johnson I wish y’all could see the dance I just did. It was real good.
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Erik Tamplin Can I turn it back on?
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Anne Palmer Johnson That hurt. Better turn it back off Erik.
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Erik Tamplin Sorry bout that.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Aj green.
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Anne Palmer Johnson AJ fuckin green!
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Jason Billips Wow. AJ with 3 defenders!
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Jason Billips Think I spotted Miss Piggy in the 2nd row behind UF cheerleaders
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Anne Palmer Johnson OH GOD. I am about to cry.
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Brant Rackley Here’s that sick feeling again.
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Anne Palmer Johnson ?[breathing into brown paper bag]
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Jason Billips Pass the bag
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Anne Palmer Johnson Thank you god for dawg kickers.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Need bag back again.
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Jason Billips I want this so bad
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Anne Palmer Johnson WLOCP overtime? I might not make it.
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Brant Rackley What the fuck?! Medic!!!!
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Jason Billips Annie – u ok?
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Jason Billips I promise to say my prayers and brush my teeth
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Anne Palmer Johnson oh.dear.god.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Also? Whatever happens? Murray is a badass.
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Anne Palmer Johnson Not sure if this thread was good or bad for the team. At least it wasn’t a woodshed event.

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