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Tutu Redux

By popular demand, (okay, an aunt and a couple of Grandmas), here is the video I have so far of the Tills in a tutu. . . .

This first one is Tiller and her class in the hallway at the rec center, getting some water. Kind of boring at first, but you get to see Ms. D, the bigger-than-life trashy, bleached blonde sixty-something woman, who teaches the class. She is wearing the I Love New York shirt. The first time I met her, she was dressed like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance. My neighbor said one time she taught the class wearing a “Roofers do it on top” shirt. Effin’ awesome!

I need to work on my camera skills, but it was the first time I’ve used this camera. . . . This is Tills leaving class to go to the car.

And one more on the way to the car. Really, this is all about the tutu. If you have ever met Tiller, you will realize that her in a tutu is about as funny as me in a tutu.

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2 Responses to “Tutu Redux”

  1. Jason says:
    August 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Hilarious about the instructor. I hope she finds this. “Trashy 60-something” – Hope I could be called that one day.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    August 23, 2009 at 10:02 am

    She might be in her 70s, not sure. Pretty sure she isn’t v. computer savvy. Plus, she was just too funny not to write about.

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