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Why Fathers Should Not Take Sons to the Barber Shop

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This entry was posted on Saturday, April 17th, 2010 at 4:21 pm and is filed under Family, Humor, Life, Parenthood, Rollie. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Why Fathers Should Not Take Sons to the Barber Shop”

  1. Dorothy Gould says:
    April 17, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    hilarious!!

  2. slp says:
    April 17, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    don’t let him at your misfits shirts!

  3. leelee says:
    April 18, 2010 at 6:57 am

    LOVE it! So cute!

  4. lori cobbs says:
    April 18, 2010 at 9:00 am

    it is definitely time for the johnson fam to hit olan mills. love it!

  5. Lyle Johnson says:
    April 19, 2010 at 11:30 am

    September 2009: Rollie fires round 1.

    March 2010: Tiller ups the ante.

    : Rollie doubles down.

    Anxiously awaiting Tiller’s next move.

    P.S. Watched “The Fantastic Mr. Fox” last night. Great movie if you guys have not yet seen it.

  6. Dogwood Girl says:
    April 20, 2010 at 11:12 am

    I think Todd took them. . . but he didn’t like it? I can’t remember.

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