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All in All Okay

Day 2 of Todd Johnson’s two week absence:

# of hours slept last night: maybe 6?
#book reports completed: 0
# cat poops cleaned off carpet: 2
# cats still living: 2
# pissed off neighbors: 1
# of favors owed Lauren Sullivan Shankman and Scott Shankman: 4
# times i cried about 9/11: 3
# of nights i’ve gone without doing dishes: 2
# miles run: 0
# old friends I got to hug: 1
# episodes of Buffy watched: 2
# points over for day in Weight Watchers: Five million
# vodka tonics: 1 (large)
# children still living: 2

But it’s okay. We have our health. . .

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2 Responses to “All in All Okay”

  1. Steph says:
    September 12, 2012 at 7:29 am

    It helps me to put pillows in the bed where Doug would be. Not as good as the real thing, but more comforting than a big empty space.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    September 12, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Is it bad that i think the big empty space (and no snoring) is the awesome part of him being gone?

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