Canonical List of Evil Baby Names

I don’t know why, but this just cracked me up: the imagery of some expectant parent/mad scientist wanting to bestow upon their baby a name that will ensure intrinsic darkness, world domination, or evil genius.

The Canonical List of Evil Baby Names

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4 Responses to “Canonical List of Evil Baby Names”

  1. Ginny says:

    Since the moon is said to represent the feminine energies, it seems that once again the patriarchal authorities are dismissing the beauty of the feminine. Oh well…I kind of wanted Geneva or Anne to be on the list. 🙂

  2. Dogwood Girl says:

    Ginny, are you a Geneva? V. jealous. Anne is boring compared to Geneva.

  3. Ginny says:

    Yes. Geneva Danette Brown. It was a bear on the first day of school. Folks would laugh at me (never Todd :)). I like it now because it is unique. Not another one out there. Although there is a Republican senator from Florida name Geneva Brown-Waite. Found that when I googled my name. 🙂

    Ann is boring. ANNE rocks. The “e” carries some spice! 🙂

  4. Dogwood Girl says:

    I just assumed it was Virginia. I love it. Agreed that the e on the end of anne gives it a little something.

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