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My Son, Evil Genius?

Rollie brought this lovely blueprint for world domination home from school. I mean, it doesn’t say that it will be used for nefarious purposes, but COME ON, what else would you do with “a scaring machine?”
Taking child therapist recommendations as we speak.

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4 Responses to “My Son, Evil Genius?”

  1. slp says:
    April 13, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    maybe he ‘s on to something here…. ask him where i’d pick up one of these scaring machines. i may need one.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    April 13, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    I promise! I’ll get your discs back to you! Don’t sic the scaring machine on me!

    In all seriousness, finishing up the discs and getting them back to you is on my list of things to do this week. I am the biggest slacker ever.

  3. slp says:
    April 14, 2010 at 1:00 am

    no worries. take your time. seriously scaring machine? wait ’til he has a dream about an old lady coming out of a closet to get him. aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    April 15, 2010 at 8:41 am

    hahahaha! I still get tickled thinking about the camping trip bad dream. hahahahahaha.

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