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Because It Makes Me Feel Better

So, my sister married a Gator. I have not really forgiven her, but I have moved past the pain. Florida beat Georgia again. Did I say I moved past the pain? I lied.

That is why, when my nephew comes over, wearing a damn Florida blue outfit with Gator orange socks, (which, incidentally, is the same dork outfit my bil is wearing) and then his father leaves to go watch the Florida game at his house, I like to play this little game with my nephew.

Why? Because it makes me feel better.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am and is filed under Angst, Dash, Education, Family, Football, Georgia, Home, Humor, Photography, Quint, Tiller, todd. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “Because It Makes Me Feel Better”

  1. olga says:
    November 10, 2009 at 10:47 am

    LOL, love it.

  2. Dogwood Girl says:
    November 10, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Thanks, Olga. It’s the little things, you know?

  3. carrie says:
    November 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Pure evil. I love it 😉

  4. Dogwood Girl says:
    November 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Shhh. . carrie. Don’t TELL them i am evil. We leave that part unspoken!

  5. Lee Lee says:
    November 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Those are some cute kids!

  6. Dogwood Girl says:
    November 10, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Damn straight!

  7. Dawn says:
    November 11, 2009 at 8:19 am

    What you need is an entire Georgia outfit to put him in. Rollie must have something old that would fit him.

  8. Dogwood Girl says:
    November 11, 2009 at 10:42 am

    That sounds awesome in theory, but would require work. I no like work.

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