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A Walk in the Woods

Friday, September 20th, 2024

A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson

My review


rating: 3 of 5 stars
I really like Bryson’s writing style. It reminded me of Tony Horowitz’s style. I bet they are buddies.

His descriptions of being in nature were spot-on, his weaving of history of the trail and nature conservancy in the U.S. with his and katz’s journey and friendship was well-written.

Overall, I enjoyed it. My biggest problem with it (spoiler alert!), though, was my disappointment with them stepping off the trail and not completing the Thru-Hike. There was a little part of me that turned on him at that point.

All in all, a great book for someone like me who has always wanted to do the AT.

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Dogwood Girl: Best of 2008

Friday, September 20th, 2024

Favorite Songs:

“Brooklyn Girl, You’re Gonna Be My Bride” – Barton Carroll
Favorite line: “I know she’s drownin’ in boys, and a lot of hipster noise, but i can see her from across the divide.”

Albums:

Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago
I just love this album, it’s honesty and closeness. It took me a while to warm up to it, but it’s ice-laden, softly-falling snow sound just blanketed me. It is beautiful and sad and delicate, and sounds like the melancholy you resolve yourself to when you know it’s really over, but you just can’t quite pull yourself out of it yet.
Favorite Tracks: Flume, Skinny Love, The Wolves (Act I and II).
Favorite lyrics:
“This my excavation and today is kumran
Everything that happens is from now on
This is pouring rain
This is paralyzed”

Death Cab For Cutie – Narrow Stairs
Okay, this isn’t that different than their other albums, but it has the same song-writing goodness. I don’t know what it is, but i love their lyrics, and their songs always leave me wondering what the story is behind the song. I don’t give a shit if their songs were on The O.C., i just want to eat their sweet hearts up. I just heart them in an inexplicable way, which is not a good thing when you are trying to review an album. Let’s put it this way: Sometimes when I listen to them, i wish my life was sadder, in a teenage heartbreak kind of way, so that I could wear these albums out in a real way. Favorite Tracks: I will possess your heart. Lyrically a little darker than their usual stuff, and in a creepy way. I think my favorite song is “Cath:” “She stands with a well intentioned man
But she can’t relax with his hands on the small of her back
As the flashbulbs burst she holds a smile
Like someone would hold a crying child”
It’s got the kind of biting and observant lyrics that I love. And i love the imagery of that uncomfortably held smile. And what did Cath do? I am dying to know.

British Sea Power – Do You Like Rock Music?
Yes, I do. This one all kind of sounded the same to me at first, but quickly grew on me. Favorite Tracks: Lights out for Darker Skies (“And we walked under neon skies.” ”
Welcome for a day or stay forever,
There’s things which we all need to navigate.
Daisy chains of light surround the city now.
They glow but never quite illuminate.”)
“Atom.” (“I’ll be the first to admit this is a bright but haunted age
I just don’t know now now I just can’t say hey hey
When you get down down to the heart and the bones of it
Thats when it breaks you know, thats when it falls apart”)The first and last tracks “All In It” and “We Close Our Eyes” are nice bookends, with their mass consciousness chants. I sometimes put them at the beginning and end of my workout mixes.

Bang on Gang All-Stars – Brian Eno: Music for Airports (Live)
Quiet, moody instrumentals, made for background music while working. Could put you to sleep, though.

Ben Folds – Way to Normal. I really wanted to like his latest albums, but they just don’t do it for me anymore. Todd keeps buyin’em, though, so i keep listening.

Bloc Party – Intimacy. I loved Silent Alarm. Still do. Liked A Weekend in the City. This just rehashes the last two albums. Boring.

Blood on the Walls – Liferz
Really wanted to like this one, but it just sounded like a sad Kim Gordony Sonic Youth imitation. Had too much fun the night they played the Earl, although I didn’t even see them.

The Breeders – Mountain Battles
That “I can feel it.” at the beginning showed so much promise. And then it never delivered. I wish Kim would get fucked up again before recording the next album. There. I said it.

Cat Power – Jukebox. Snooze.

The Cool Kids – That’s Stupid The Mixtape. Meh.

Favorite Books:
Twilight. duh.

A Town With Church Bells Ringing

Friday, September 20th, 2024

Top Albums Dissected

Friday, September 20th, 2024

I am a sucker for some Facebook lists. Top Ten lists in the High Fidelity vein kind of lists. I was tagged last night by people doing two separate lists that I couldn’t pass by: Top Ten songs I can’t Live Without, and Top Fifteen Albums.

Since I wasted so much time doing them last night, I thought i would put them over here and elaborate on my love for them. Of course, as soon as I finished, I realized i had left off some other albums that I adore, but I still love these.

Top Fifteen Albums

Prince – Purple Rain
u2 – War
u2 – The Joshua Tree
u2 – The Unforgettable Fire
Depeche Mode – Some Great Reward
Suicidal Tendencies – Self-Titled
Violent Femmes – Violent Femmes
REM – Life’s Rich Pageant
REM – Murmur
Stone Roses – The Stone Roses
The Cure – Standing on a Beach
The Cure – Disentegration
Fugazi – Thirteen Songs
Neutral Milk Hotel – In The Airplane Over the Sea
Janes Addiction – Nothing’s Shocking
My Bloody Valentine – Loveless
Ride – Nowhere
Five Eight – I Learned Shut Up
Dinosaur Jr – Green Mind
Nirvana – Nevermind
Smashing Pumpkins – Gish
Built to Spill – Perfect From Now On
Beastie Boys – Paul’s Boutique
The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s
Death Cab for Cutie – We have the Facts and We’re Voting Yes
Superchunk – Here’s Where the Strings Come In

I just realized that my top 15 albums were really 26 albums. No, i was never great at math.

I will probably do my Top ten songs tomorrow.

Friday, September 20th, 2024

I feel like I am neglecting Dogwood Girl by having an affair with Facebook. Things that are happening with the DG family –

Todd is a painting machine. Possibly tearing up the carpet in the hallway, which is awesome, because I am just creeped out by old folks’ yucky old carpet. No matter how much we vacuum, it stays dirty. We just left it down to know

Where I’m From

Friday, September 20th, 2024

Where I’m From

I’m from a tree with many branches
I am from the Crabapple fair and the cakewalk and the goldfish swimming in plastic bags
I’m from the PeeWee baseball and the May Pole,
from Cowboys and Indians, and treehouse forts and pinecone wars,
Tall dirtpiles and dark kudzu ditches
I’m from brown woodpile snakes, and witches’ brew, and six Ghosts
from tv trays and the bucking pony and yellow jackets in the air conditioner
I’m from a gravel lane walked to the place where the sheep ate my red jacket,
And where the spaniels are biblical Cains and Abels
I’m from chicken pox and ice storms
from Suspicious Minds and the pall over the house the day Mama cried over Elvis dying
I’m from roadmaster-skinned knees, and the fear over the park bridge
I’m from the day my world got bigger

I am Evelyn, Mary Etta, Mattie, Horace
I’m Butlers and Richardsons and Denmarks
From the ghost towns of Ft. Stewart and Forsyth Park
I’m from building Liberty ships and working at the Bag.

I am Walter and the orphans of Coffee County
Lena Mae, Hugh, John L., Mary, Carl, and baby George who never made it
I am savaged by sickness and split asunder
I am lost birthright and living on the charity of family
I am from eating chicken necks on the porch
and sleeping in the barn when the preacher came
I’m the moccasin in the pig sty and the bike chain
I am the shiny apple on a train making a boy’s mouth water and
I am the change burning a whole in a traveler’s pocket
I’m from hunger and a desire to prove myself

I am a yearning to go back
somewhere I never lived at all

I’m from Palmers and Smiths and Butlers and Dunstans
Who came from

Informal Poll Results for Favorite Life’s Rich Pageant Song

Friday, September 20th, 2024

So, I would love to be able to set up a poll on my website, but who has time for that?

Waffle House and The Drive Thru

Friday, September 20th, 2024

Dogwood Girl Manifesto

Friday, September 20th, 2024

Kind of where I am, actually. The big issues for me fall on both sides of the aisle, and it is not just split between social and economic. For instance, I am pro-choice and pro-fry-some-murderers (and rapists too, if I had my druthers). Pro guns. Anti-drug war. I like me some separation of church and state. School choice. Mostly, I’m libertarian(ish), but with a lower-case ‘L,” because I definitely consider myself an Independent. I think the spending by our government is outfuckingrageous and sickening.

I get pissed off when conservatives say liberals are unpatriotic and unrealistic idealists. I get pissed off when liberals assume that all Conservatives are Christians and Rednecks, or that all Christians are trying to force their religion on others. And I get absolutely livid at the thought of people having children they can’t afford and won’t bother to educate and then expecting their country to support them. I get furious at throwing money at schools and knowing they aren’t going to improve without parental involvement, no matter how much more we pay teachers.

I just feel like everyone is so damn divided that we will never come together again. Why won’t you all just do things my way! Stop worrying about what the next door neighbor is doing, or trying to change it, and start taking responsibility for your own damn lives. (And by “you,” I mean, “people,” not you in particular, Clue, or any Buzzers in particular.)

I can’t really pigeonhole my beliefs into one of the two big parties, so I just end up frustrated.

Whoa. Well, I feel better now, anyway, just having written it down. Going to get myself a glass of wine and watch some football. Because they make the pain go away.

Our Songs

Friday, September 20th, 2024

Music for Kids Who Can’t Read So Good had an interesting post about a wedding mix given out as favors at a contributor’s wedding. I thought that was cool, and a great idea for wedding favors, and it got me to thinking about what Todd and I might give out as a wedding favor at our own wedding if we gave music. Course, I’m gonna have to run all this by him, and of course, we had our wedding, like, ages ago, but work with me here. It is a nice idea.

Our songs:

Bewitched – Luna