Today we went to playgroup at Tara’s house. (That’s Natalie and Tara in the pictures on the left.) Tara went to my high school, and my college, and now our kids play together. Actually, Natalie, Camille, and Steph’s husband, Doug, also went to my high school. Steph also went to college with all of us. Kind of funny. We even commented while eating lunch as Tara’s husband watched over the kids playing outside that if you had asked me in college, in a million years, i would never have imagined that her husband Dusty would be watching over my kid.
Dusty blew up the kid bouncy castle thingie, so the kids tried to kill each other in there (cage match, toddler-style), played in the sandbox (a.k.a. see who can take the most sand being flung in their eyes), and then rode (fought over) bikes in their cul-de-sac. Rollie has never ridden a bike or trike, so that was pretty exciting for him. Especially the kickass Harley Davidson big wheel-type thing that also plays (really hideous) music. Here are pics!
KidChaos!!!!!!
April 4th, 2006The Problem with Barbie
April 3rd, 2006My friend Steph’s daughter Annika just turned three and we gave her a Barbie for her birthday. A little background on the Barbie purchase.
Some of you may have been surprised that I bought a Barbie, what with the inherent problematic body image baggage involved in foisting this doll on a little girl. First of all, I would rather my child turn into a goody goody Barbie cheerleader any day over deciding to go the Bratz route; Have you seen those little hussy dolls? They might as well have named those dolls Slutz!
Secondly, I debated it while on the toy aisle with two screaming children in tow, and decided that three year olds don’t really HAVE a body image yet, and they just want to brush the doll’s hair and dress her up and make her have fun jobs. And when they do get around to having a body image, I know that Annika (and her sister, Dagny) will be kickass girls with a healthy body image and will just use Barbie to turn unrealistic standards of beauty on their ear by making Barbie a Nobel-prize-winning Physicist, punk rock drummer, or something fun like that. I speak from experience here. Just ask Malibu Barbie, who had the fireplace hearth breast reduction (scrape Barbie’s chest back and forth over bricks on hearth until desired breast flatness is achieved), and then shaved her head, wore Ken’s tuxedo, and decided to be the Dream House butler.
Dogwood Girl Promotes Population Control
March 30th, 2006I was talking with a friend the other day, and he mentioned that he kept up with what I was doing by reading my blog. He also said that my posts were making him question whether or not he wanted children. I am not sure how serious he was about this, but I would hate to be responsible for a decision of this magnitude.
My God, does my life sound that bad? I hope not. Sure, i like to bitch about every little bit of spilt milk or vomit, but let me state for a fact that i adore my children, my husband, and my life. I have never been as happy as I am now in my 30s, all settled down. My life is better for having Todd, Rollie, and Matilda in it. Much, much better.
And It Begins
March 30th, 2006
Rollie says, “Mama watch. Get mark. Get set. GO!” and drives his trucks in a circle through the living room, into the hall, around the kitchen, through the dining room, and back into the living room. “Again,” he says.
I am busy doing other things and mutter “uh-huh,” without really looking at what he is doing. He will not be denied. He runs past me, pushing the truck, looking me fiercely in the eye, growling, “SEEEE ITTT!”
It appears we are in the “Look Ma, no hands!” portion of the parenting experience. I am thinking this one lasts about, oh, 25 more years or so. . . .
Just Like Old Times
March 29th, 2006After sixteen months without it, menstruation is everything I remembered it could be, and more.
We are Superhero
March 28th, 2006You may have noticed that I’ve been listening to The Go! Team lately. I don’t think it is the best album I have ever heard, but it is definitely fun. It sounds to me like a cross between “Hollaback Girl,” the theme from The Six Million Dollar Man, Cibo Matto, and the Battle of the Planets theme. When I am listening to it, we are superhero, we are G-Force: I am Princess. Rollie is Mark. Tiller is Keyop. Home is our control center, 7-Zark-7, and the Odyssey is our fiery Phoenix. Okay, if Todd wants to play, he can be Mark, and Rollie will be Jason. . . .
Rollie loves to hear the part that counts off “One, Two, Three. One, Two, Three, Four.” I look in the rear view window, and he is trying to count it on his fingers, which is funny, because he has only mastered holding up one finger so far. Which, when you think about it, is really all you need.
My Time in the Big House
March 27th, 2006
I spent the weekend with my roommates from college. Dana’s family has a farm outside of Asheville, and we end up meeting there once or twice a year for a weekend. I drove up on Friday and arrived about 2 o’clock. Honey and Laura came from Charlotte, and Dana was coming from Winston-Salem; their drives were much shorter than mine, but i still beat them, even with my 4.5 hour drive.
On the way up, it snowed as i was coming through Asheville. That was nice. I arrived and read until the girls got there. (Dana’s step-father, Randy, and her mom, Leah, were already there, so they let me in.) The farm consists of two houses – the main, or “big” house, and a guesthouse/office, or the “little house.” We usually sleep and hang out in the little house, which has two bedrooms, a full bath, and a kitchen, in addition to the office area and a large main room, complete with pool table, computer, and television. Randy and Leah love to cook, so they often make meals for us, which we eat in the big house. Our constant companion while there is Burns, the family’s golden retriever.
On Saturday, we started drinking long before we ate dinner (a delectable smorgasbord of leftovers) and stayed up until about Midnight. I thought i was planning ahead when I decided to take it easy on Friday night, so as to not have a hangover for our spa day Saturday, and so as to be able to blow it out Saturday night. Alas, Honey and Laura did the opposite. I felt pretty good Saturday morning, although I woke up at 7 am out of habit, but that allowed me to have a cup of coffee sitting alone on the patio and overlooking the fields with Burns. We drove up to Blowing Rock for the spa, and had the pleasure of a spring snow day. It snowed the whole time we were there, while we ate our spa lunch, had our scrubs and massages, and as we had margaritas and mexican food in town. It was still snowing as we started back down to the farm.
Saturday, we ate so much at the mexican place, and Randy had planned a dinner replete with a special garlic mail-ordered from God Knows Where, that we had to actually fake hunger when we got back to the Farm, which was unfortunate, because the meal was excellent. Randy’s mother joined us for dinner. “Nana” is 93 years old and still a pistol. She and i chatted about being Georgia crackers. (That’s Nana in the picture with us girls. From the left: Laura, Dana, Nana, me, and Honey. Nana is from Statesboro, in Bulloch County, and she says “shrimp” exactly like my Grandma did.) Even after Nana left, Saturday evening was pretty laid back – we had drinks after dinner, sat in front of the fire, and talked for hours.
I just love these girls so much – it is fun to see them and my time with them is never long enough. Luckily, though, the whole weekend was for Honey, who is getting married in two weeks, so I will see them all again in Boca Raton!
I’m Bad, I’m bad, Shamon.
March 23rd, 2006Mother, Iconoclast
March 22nd, 2006This is how sad my life is. . .
I was unloading the dishwasher for the second time yesterday, and I started putting away Rollie’s sippy cups in their designated drawer. Most of his cups are made by Gerber. They have interchangeable lids, meaning you can put the lid from any Gerber cup on any other Gerber cup and it will fit. This is excellent, because you regularly lose these cups. As I was mindlessly screwing lids onto cups, I looked down and realized i was putting an orange lid on a pink cup, and I thought to myself: “What an unconventional color combination!”






