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Thursday, September 19th, 2024

I haven’t written in almost two weeks. It’s not that I haven’t had anything to say, but rather that I have had too much to say. I have grappled with more weighty issues for my little brain in the past two months than I have since having Rollie.

I thought being a parent was hard. It’s only gotten harder in many ways. Sure, they are out of diapers, and they can play by themselves. They can feed themselves, and sit up in a chair, and put themselves in the car and buckle their own seat belts. They can dress themselves. The physical marathon of parenting a baby or toddler is over.

But now the problems are more about doing the right thing. Teaching them the right things. Having realistic expectations. Right from wrong. Setting a good example. Teaching good citizenship.

And in the last couple of months, I had to wrestle with the Boy Scout dilemma. Yes, we made a decision, and no, I haven’t posted about it, even though it occupied my thoughts for days on end, and pretty much gave me an ulcer. It will be a long post. And I just haven’t had the time or energy to write it.

And now, for almost two months of First grade, my kid has been struggling. He comes home from school saying he “is bored” and he “hates school.” He has had, I swear to God, an ISS already. Yes, my first grader had in-school suspension before August was even up. Homework, which he breezed through last year, has become a chore of monumental proportions. He rushes through it, so quickly that half the time I cannot even read what he has written. I have to make him go back and do it neatly. He cries and slams things around and gnashes his teeth.

He makes 105s on all spelling tests (they get a bonus for spelling “robust vocabulary words”), even after they started sending home the “more advanced” homework packet. He gets smileys on all his classwork. He gets As on the tests. The only times he hasn’t was when parts were illegible, or he disregarded upper and lower case letters, or he just skipped questions altogether. Except for that one time when he got two wrong. I asked him why, when I knew he could easily answer the reading comprehension answer. His reply? “I thought those answers were funnier.”

Running Playlist Suggestions

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

So, I’ve fallen off the wagon with my running, mostly due to some wonky knee and ankle issues, but partly due to crazy schedule and the heat of the summer, and kids who mutinied when I tried to take them to the gym. (I know. You are saying, “why don’t you get up early and run?” And that is why I will never be a great runner. I am worthless in the morning. Never say never, but it hasn’t happened yet.)

I’m easing back into it, and having minimal knee discomfort, which is good, and I am really needing some new blood on my running playlists. What are you currently listening to while running? Any good new stuff you are running to? Help a girl out, here; You can only listen to so much Girl Talk. Leave suggestions in the comments, pretty please!

And in that vein, I’ll list my top ten all-time favorites (as of right now) off my running playlists.

Your mileage may vary.

And, as always, all runs end with a little Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta. Best cool down song ever. Even more bad ass when you are running with a jogging stroller. Trust me. You will smile every. time.

Tiller is Five

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

Dear Tiller,

I can’t believe you are five! You and your brother are growing up so fast, and with this last birthday, I really feel like I have no babies. I am no longer a mom of young ones, or a “new mom.” I’m a veteran.

I just realized that i am also world’s worst Mom. I think i forgot to write a post about your fourth birthday. I just looked through all my 2009 birthday posts and I can’t find it anywhere. I haven’t written anything since you turned three.

I SUCK.

I am so sorry.

This one might be extra long then. . . a post for two birthdays!

Let’s see, where to start?

Well, you didn’t get into the lottery-funded pre-K at the elementary school where Rollie goes. It would have been nice to have you both at the same school, but then again, I tell myself that I get to spend three days each week having lunch with my girl. Yes, three, because the other days, you eat at school. You begged and begged to be able to stay for Lunch Bunch, and so we decided you could do that on Tuesdays and Thursdays. You were ultra-excited to have a lunch box to carry, just like your big brother. (His is Lightning McQueen; Yours is Disney Princesses, but then your grandma Johnson gave you a Tinkerbell lunchbag, too, so you have two. That’s good for me because I don’t always do dishes as often as I should.) You usually eat peanut butter and honey. Maybe carrots. You still love goldfish, although I’m trying to cut down on that kind of stuff.

Best Rainy Day Songs

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

Fire and Rain has got to be up there.
A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

I went to visit my college friends in North Carolina this weekend. We try to meet at least once a year at Dana’s family’s farm outside of Asheville. Acres and acres of farmland overlooked by mountains, and dotted with cows and bales of hay. Her mom and step-dad weren’t there this weekend, so we had the run of the place – the big house and the guest house – and all four of us had our own bed. Total awesomeness! The only drawbacks might be the nearly-full moon diminishing the stars and the fact that it was too warm for a fire. Which really aren’t bad problems to have.

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

My feelings are hurt.

That doesn’t happen very often, but it happened. Can’t believe I’m posting it on my blog, but I thought perhaps I am not the only mom in the world who has experienced it, and writing about it may make me feel better.

Favorite Songs of 2010

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

Lyrics vs. music.

Georgia – Band of Horses
Evening Kitchen – BoH. “you wasted my time.” So sweet-sounding and melancholy. Reminds me of driving across the bridge over the lake in the dark with tills when she was talking to the stars. “I counted on you. And if you’re ever left with any doubt, what you’ll live with and what you’ll do without, I’m only sorry that it took so long to figure out.”
Cee Lo – F U
Desire Lines – Deerhunter – Halcyon Digest
All those oh-whoa-ohs just draw me in, plus the driving repetitive part at the end, speeding up, spiraling out of control. Love it.

Arcade Fire – Ready to Start. So catchy.
Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains): “They heard me singing and they told me to stop. Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock.” “We rode our bikes to the nearest park, sat under the swings and kissed in the dark.”

Best Coast – Kinda like a Juliana Hatfield or Liz Phair for the 2000s. Singsongy and stupid, but catchy.
Black Angels – Bad Vibrations. I am a sucker for that change at the end where it picks up and rocks out.

Frightened Rabbit: Swim Until You Can’t See land. “Swim, until you can’t see land, are you a man or are you a bag of sand?”

The National – So many great moments on this album.

xmas

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/ataglance

Favorite Albums of 2010

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

The Black Keys – Brothers. Solid album. If you’ve never seen them before, then go look at a picture of them. Trust me.
Frightened Rabbit – The Winter of Mixed Drinks
Deerhunter – Halcyon Digest

Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Mumford and Sons – sigh no more (Released last year, but I didn’t listen to it until this year.)
magnetic Fields – Realism
“You can’t go round just stayin stuff because it’s pretty and i no longer drink enough to think you’re witty.”

The Black Angels – Phosphene Dream

Best Coast – Best Coast

Girl Talk –

Band of Horses – Infinite Arms

Beach House – Teen Dream

Local Natives – Gorilla Manor

The National – High Violet
Upon first listen, i was disappointed by this album. I was definitely late to the National game, but had picked up Alligator and Boxer in the last couple of years and loved them. This one just didn’t seem up to par, but I kept listening to it, and it grew on me like a beautiful cancer. I LOVE it now.
“But I won’t follow you into the rabbit hole. I said I would, but then I saw your shriveled bones, they didn’t want me to.” The end of this song, Terrible Love, sounded HUGE live.
Owen Pallet – BORING

Surfer Blood – Astrocoast

Tokyo Police Club – Not sure why these guys aren’t really famous. So damn catchy. My kids know every word to this album. I do too. Solid album throughout – not a bad song on the whole thing.

Plus: Favorite shows – The National, Galaxy 500. The Pixies. Pavement. Arcade Fire.

The Post I wrote the night i found out how long I might have with my mom.

Thursday, September 19th, 2024

So, tonight, I’m thinking about who I want to be. It is easy to be me, blase, nonchalant, in every day life. I have a charmed life. Love, happiness, health. Wonderful family, friends, husband, children. In the big scheme of things, nothing bad has ever happened to me.

Who will I be when something bad befalls me? I like to think that i will be brave, calm, full of grace. Accepting, thoughtful, giving, not angry. Positive, understanding, compassionate, grateful. Energetic, focused, strong.

I am not at all sure who I will be. I am not sure who I want to be, or if I could even control it if I tried.