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Growing Chocolate (and Wonder and Hope)

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

So, one of the really cool things about young kids is their total suspension of disbelief. They don’t even know what disbelief is! They just walk around, looking at the world with the belief that anything is possible. It is fucking awesome. I look at my kids and wonder where I lost that ability, but know that in me? It is long, long gone. I am one cynical, disbelieving bitch. Not so cynical that I don’t let them believe, though.

Which is why I answered Rollie the way I did today when we were out gardening. I had finished what I was doing, and decided to get some of the flowering things and bring them inside to enjoy. I was cutting some jasmine when Rollie said, “Mama?” “This plant is going to grow up and up and grow chocolate.”

I looked at the Hydrangea, my absolute favorite flower (Not really a flower, I know!) at which he was pointing, and I thought, well, it is my favorite flower, but it would be pretty fucking cool if it was chocolate, plus, if my hydrangeas bloomed chocolate, I think we would be able to retire to my imagined farm in the middle of nowhere.

“Yeah, Rollie. It might just do that,” I nodded, hopeful for a moment, and with a slight smile on my face. “It just might.”

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