Emotions and Inequities

I expected to get choked up at Honor’s Day. But not for this reason. The elementary school holds Honors Day every semester, and the Principal gives out awards to all the kids (1st through 5th – no K.) They get awards like Citizenship Award, Academic Award, and Principal’s Honor Award. They get awards for finishing […]

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F*cksock

This morning, I miraculously got the kids up and ready for school today with time to spare. I sat sipping my coffee on the couch until time to get the kids in the car, with Tiller, Rollie, and Brody (the dog) all sitting beside me. I checked my email while the kids read Rollie’s Encyclopedia […]

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What are you gonna do when you’re dead?

The kids and I were driving home from QT (Yes, Todd, i returned the movie!) and we had the following discussion: Rollie: “Mom, what are you going to do when you’re dead?” Me: “Um. . what?” Rollie: “Like, are you going to go under a tombstone in the ground. Or are you going to let […]

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Mean Girls in Full Effect

So, the mean girls are evidently in full effect in kindergarten these days. I wouldn’t believe it, if I hadn’t seen with my own eyes the drastic change in my own girl. She pouts. She whines. She tosses out ultimatums. She’s all, “I won’t be your friend unless/if” and “so and so says she doesn’t […]

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Funny Notes from The Boy

This gem somehow got lost in the leaning tower of procrastination on my desk. My transcription: Note to elf. From: Rollie Elves are good at: Being funny and messy, good with forts, hard to find at morning, good at being awesome, and cool, and small. Note to Rollie: You are good. I lik cookey. It […]

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Baby Nostalgia

Another way that I know I am old? Nostalgia for the good old days. You know, back when I had babies. I was sick yesterday and got into the old videos. Any parent knows that this is a downward spiral. Videos of my babies when they were babies are just like crack. Sweet, sweet crack. […]

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Babyland

Todd took Rollie to Monster Jam last night and when Tills heard they were going, she was a little upset. So, my sister and I decided we’d take the day and drive to Cleveland to take her to Babyland General. (We took Dash, too. You know. To see if he’s gay or not.) Now, neither […]

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One Eyed Willie’s Treasure Hunt

So, about Tiller’s birthday. She turned six on Saturday. SIX. Hard for me to fathom. Tiller wanted to have a scavenger hunt party, and we had just watched The Goonies as a family, so I made it a One-Eyed Willie’s Treasure Hunt. Every kid got a copy of One Eyed Willie’s treasure map when they […]

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Lost Tooth

Lost Tooth Originally uploaded by Dogwood Girl Tiller lost her first tooth this morning. Age 5. Sept. 25, 2011. My husband also turned 40 today. I have a 40-year-old husband and both my babies are not babies any more. Cue Wilco . . .

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