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Posts Tagged ‘todd’

We Want Snow!

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

We want snow! Where’s our Snow?!

That is what the kids and I are walking around the house chanting. Todd is shaking his head, nay-saying, and generally being a doubting Thomas.

That is all.

Best Husband Ever

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I love my husband. He just gets me. Look what he found for two bucks!

Best Husband EVAH!

Best Husband EVAH!

Spirit

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

There is no sweeter sound than the sound of one’s child and husband singing “Jingle Bells” together. I keep on thinking we should cancel the whole Christmas season, what with all the extra work it creates, but I don’t really mean it. Christmas has not been this magical for me since the horror of finding out about Santa.

That is a lie. There was no one moment when the Santa jig was up – it was more insidious, a creeping doubt that became stronger and stronger, until i just didn’t believe anymore.

But now I remember how vivid everything was, how fascinating each decoration and ornament. Everything about December as a child was a winter wonderland. Mom and Dad, thanks for making me believe in magic. I hope i am working the same magic for Tiller and Rollie. I know they are giving me back a little Christmas spirit, and a whole hunk’o joy.

For Todd, Who Left Forever Ago

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

In case you miss us a little, in your Fat Tire stupor. . . things have been a little like this:

But mostly like this:

We miss you, too.

New Running Playlist – Special Guest Star Todd!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Since my Ipod died, I have been using Todd’s dinosaur (about four pounds!) Ipod on my runs. I haven’t quite gotten around to convincing him that I should control what music he puts on his own Ipod (yet), so I have been using his Running mix. Lots of the same stuff I have, plus some I haven’t used that worked out well. The only thing we definitely don’t agree on? I just can’t run to The Shins or Vampire Weekend. I don’t even like Vampire Weekend, actually. And I think The Shins are boring.*

There. I said it.
*Except for “New Slang,” which is, of course, brilliant.

Todd’s Running Playlist:

  1. There There Radiohead Hail to the Thief
  2. Feel Good Inc (Single Edit) Gorillaz Feel Good Inc – Single
  3. Ch-Check It Out The Beastie Boys To The 5 Boroughs
  4. Obstacle 1 Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
  5. Blue Orchid The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
  6. Hopeless The Wrens The Meadowlands
  7. What Ever Happened The Strokes Room On Fire
  8. Banquet Bloc Party Silent Alarm
  9. Harnessed in Slums Archers Of Loaf Vee Vee
  10. Helicopter Bloc Party Silent Alarm
  11. Favours In The Beetroot Fields British Sea Power The Decline Of British Sea Power
  12. 7/4 (Shoreline) Broken Social Scene Broken Social Scene
  13. Sister Jack Spoon Gimme Fiction
  14. Smack My Bitch Up The Prodigy The Fat Of The Land
  15. Vertigo U2 How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
  16. Where’s Your Head At Basement Jaxx Rooty
  17. B.O.B. OutKast Stankonia
  18. Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) Arcade Fire Funeral
  19. Richard III Supergrass In It For the Money
  20. Alec Eiffel Pixies Trompe le Monde
  21. Alison Pixies Bossanova
  22. Wolf Like Me TV On The Radio Return To Cookie Mountain
  23. Handful Of Billions Sound Team Movie Monster
  24. Anti-Anti Snowden Anti-Anti
  25. Now That You’re Home Manchester Orchestra I’m Like a Virgin Losing a Child
  26. Wolves at Night Manchester Orchestra I’m Like a Virgin Losing a Child
  27. Cowbell Tapes ‘n Tapes The Loon
  28. Pitfalls Film School Film School
  29. Australia The Shins Wincing the Night Away
  30. Wasted Time Kings Of Leon Youth and Young Manhood
  31. Common Reactor Silversun Pickups Carnavas
  32. No Cars Go Arcade Fire Neon Bible
  33. Keep The Car Running Arcade Fire Neon Bible
  34. Bone Broke The White Stripes Icky Thump
  35. Icky Thump The White Stripes Icky Thump
  36. Finer Feelings Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
  37. d is for dangerous Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
  38. teddy picker Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
  39. Red Alert Basement Jaxx The Singles
  40. Under Pressure David Bowie & Queen
  41. Bump Spank Rock Yoyoyoyoyo (Record-Play)
  42. Broken Heartbeats Sound Like Breakbeats Los Campesinos! Hold On Now, Youngster…
  43. Liferz Blood on the Wall Liferz
  44. Rize Blood on the Wall Liferz
  45. Go Go Go Blood on the Wall Liferz
  46. Hibernation Blood on the Wall Liferz
  47. Living Well Is The Best Revenge R.E.M. Accelerate
  48. Time to Pretend MGMT Oracular Spectacular
  49. Sissy Blues The Deadly Snakes Porcella -Or- A Bird In The Hand Is Worthless [Vinyl]
  50. I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You Black Kids Wizard of Ahhhs
  51. Boston Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
  52. A-Punk Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
  53. Mansard Roof Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
  54. O Katrina! The Black Lips Good Bad Not Evil

Todd, Collector

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

So, just when I think that my very own packrattage cannot get any worse, and that Todd will probably throw me out on my derriere, God sends me this little gem. . . .

When we were selling our house in East Atanta, we put a ton of stuff in storage, just to clean it up and “stage” it so as to sell faster. (Yeah, right!) Anyway, Todd cleaned out the storage yesterday and brought it all home. We went through it, deciding what to keep and what to give away. That’s when we found Todd’s collection. Now, we have been carting Todd’s collection around with us since we moved from the first house in EAV to the second house in EAV, and now on to the latest abode. He started this collection years ago, before we met. It is very dear to his heart, but he never shared it with me until i found it when we were cleaning out the master bedroom on Newton to paint it. Remember, Todd is colorblind and then imagine what a colorblind bachelor might do to his own bedroom, and how a girlfriend or wife might have to correct that upon entering a living arrangement with him. I digress. . .

I found it on an upper shelf of the closet, like a buried treasure, much sought after, a Holy Grail of glass(es). I give to you the Burger King Smurf glasses collection.

Yes, he has kept these since childhood. Because they are so valuable. Here is a picture of the proud collector with a fine item from the treasure trove.

Lazy Smurf. We also have Gargamel, Smurfette, and a host of others. Unfortunately, we do not own all 13.

Birthday Braves Game

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Birthday Braves Game
Originally uploaded by Dogwood Girl

Video of Rollie showing off his new Braves hat and shirt, and talking about his birthday gift – a trip to the Ted!

It was Tim Hudson bobblehead night at the stadium. Rollie got one for himself and brought one home to Tiller, too!

Rollie thought the seats were pretty good as he settled in.

Cotton candy! (And Dad even gave him some Coke. Note: this is not Dogwood Girl-approved parenting.)

Father and son, so All-American!

p.s. College football starts today. Dogwood Girl v. excited.

Time to Make the Pizza

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

I kind of thought that my brother-in-law was a really smart guy. He writes books about development languages and I think he is getting his PHd on the side, but i am not really sure, because he is modest and quiet and doesn’t really talk about it. We would not have known he published the book if my sister-in-law didn’t send us the Amazon link. Well, turns out that smart, shy, silent type brother-in-law also has a bit of a mean streak; He’s not just a genius, he is an evil genius.
He’s a Dogwood reader, and I guess he has seen the slew of nostalgic posts of late, and he decided to get in on the game. I give you to you, courtesy of my wonderful, brother-in-law:


I’m not really sure who these other people are, but sometimes there is a little collateral damage in the quest to humiliate family and friends. Life in the food web.

Because He’s Still the Cutest Guy Around

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

I am in love

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

With goats. Todd makes fun of me, because I just love goats. I mean, first of all, they taste good. Second of all, they keep down weeds. I have loved them since I was a little girl, with their wispy, eccentric-looking beards. Those spindly legs. That funny, angry noise they make. They come in all colors.

I always tell Todd I want goats when we finally buy our big property (or what my friends James and Dana refer to as “the compound.” Yes, we were saddened when the Putnam County, Georgia Nuwaubian property was demolished and sold off to developers; We had our eyes on its faux-Egyptian majesty for a while.)

I think, though, that Todd secretly finds my goat amour cute. This belief was cemented when he sent me the following link. I mean, how could a man who wanted to dissuade me from goat ownership ever expect to achieve his goal by sending me this cuteness?

Get out the smelling salts. Fainting goats. I am so going to have fainting goats on my estate and then I’ll get rip-roaring drunk on tequila, and I will do goat fainting party tricks. It will be a dream come true. You are all invited.