Dear neighbors: Please adhere to the 25 MPH posted speed limit on my street; it is designed to leave only small dents in children.
Posts Tagged ‘Tweets’
Dear neighbors: Please adhere …
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Still considered rude to talk …
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Still considered rude to talk on a cel phone in a coffee shop or restaurant? Seems the height of bad manners to me. Maybe I am old-fahioned?
Dear indie coffee shops in Nor…
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Dear indie coffee shops in Northlake tucker area: I want to frequent you, but it would help if you were open at 11am on a Sunday.
Passing through Vonore, TN, an…
Friday, January 15th, 2010Passing through Vonore, TN, and Mama just asked what houseshoes go best with her pantsuit for the funeral.
I just donated $10 to the Amer…
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010I just donated $10 to the American Red Cross by texting the word “Haiti” to 90999. Please do the same.
Would make it a lot easier for…
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Would make it a lot easier for me to help you move if every time I went to put a box into the car, I didn’t have to unlock FOUR deadbolts.
Thinking it wasn’t that great …
Monday, January 11th, 2010Thinking it wasn’t that great an idea on Mom’s part to leave me here alone with two dogs and this much bubble wrap.
Reason # 4003 that Warner Robi…
Sunday, January 10th, 2010Reason # 4003 that Warner Robins sucks ass: I can’t have a glass of wine with my steak in a restaurant on Sunday. Screw this town.
Three Man And President!
Saturday, January 9th, 2010Three Man And President!