Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Dear neighbors: Please adhere …

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Dear neighbors: Please adhere to the 25 MPH posted speed limit on my street; it is designed to leave only small dents in children.

Still considered rude to talk …

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Still considered rude to talk on a cel phone in a coffee shop or restaurant? Seems the height of bad manners to me. Maybe I am old-fahioned?

Dear indie coffee shops in Nor…

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Dear indie coffee shops in Northlake tucker area: I want to frequent you, but it would help if you were open at 11am on a Sunday.

Passing through Vonore, TN, an…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Passing through Vonore, TN, and Mama just asked what houseshoes go best with her pantsuit for the funeral.

I just donated $10 to the Amer…

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

I just donated $10 to the American Red Cross by texting the word “Haiti” to 90999. Please do the same.

Would make it a lot easier for…

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Would make it a lot easier for me to help you move if every time I went to put a box into the car, I didn’t have to unlock FOUR deadbolts.

Thinking it wasn’t that great …

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Thinking it wasn’t that great an idea on Mom’s part to leave me here alone with two dogs and this much bubble wrap.

Reason # 4003 that Warner Robi…

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Reason # 4003 that Warner Robins sucks ass: I can’t have a glass of wine with my steak in a restaurant on Sunday. Screw this town.

Three Man And President!

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Three Man And President!

Attn: Transplants, Yankees, an…

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Attn: Transplants, Yankees, and other snow naysayers – “Bread and milk” is a Southern genteel way of saying “booze.” #atlsnow #duh