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Carnie Love Affair

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

Dogwood Girl is not here. She renewed a love affair born early, a love of Tilt-A-Whirl stomach lurches, and Van Halen Himalaya rides. She and LouLou La Loush ditched their husbands and children and ran away with the carnival. They are carnies, now. They ride the Himalaya every night. They ride like the wind.

Tags: Carnies, Carnivals, childhood, Himilaya, Leelee, Lisa, Ride Like the Wind, Rides, Tilt-A-Whirl
Posted in Atlanta, Cool Stuff, Dogwood Girl, Family, Home, Humor, Life, Memories, Music, Tucker | 1 Comment »

Zombies in Decatur

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Okay, I didn’t actually see any zombies. I was in Decatur, going to the library there to find a particular reference book for nerd purposes. Turned down Sycamore, (I think) and started seeing “Zombie Land” everywhere on director’s chairs. Big cameras I had seen on Ponce began to make more sense.

Unfortunately, I was driving and am not comfortable with rubbernecking in a high pedestrian traffic area, so I saw no celebs or zombies.

Which just sucks. If you are headed to downtown Decatur, and battling for a parking space, and paying for parking, then you damn well want to see a zombie or a celeb, or the pinnacle, a zombie celebrity.

Zombieland appears to be filming in Atlanta and um, Valdosta. Zombies in Valdosta! Looks like Woody Harrelson is in it. Hmmm. Would be interesting to see Woody Harrelson in Decatur. Dressed as a zombie.

Tags: Decatur, Library, Movies, Valdosta, Woody Harrelson, Zombies
Posted in Atlanta, Cool Stuff, Humor, Movies | 4 Comments »

Best Husband Ever

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I love my husband. He just gets me. Look what he found for two bucks!

Best Husband EVAH!

Best Husband EVAH!

Tags: Mr. T, The Dukes of Hazard, todd
Posted in Cool Stuff, Family, Home, Marriage | 5 Comments »

Barbie Beach

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Barbie Beach
Originally uploaded by Dogwood Girl.

This one’s for Dorothy. . . I give you Barbie Beach:

Tags: Barbie, Georgia
Posted in Cool Stuff, Humor, Photography, Travel | 1 Comment »