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Yellow Supernova

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

So, I had slacked a little in my running over the holidays. I was just a little burned out after training for the half marathon that I ran on Thanksgiving. And then Christmas came along, and family, and stress eating, and mom’s buckeyes, and, well, it turned into a free-for-all of sloth and gluttony. After the New Year, I meant to get back on a regular schedule of exercise and decent eating, and I did, about halfway through January. (Okay, two thirds.)

I realized the other day after doing a run on the treadmill that it wasn’t just getting back into the exercise that was making me hurt; it was my old shoes. I think you are supposed to replace running shoes something like every 500 miles, or 4-6 months. Um. . . .uh-oh. I had been using the same shoes for over a year. What finally clued me in was the rather large PIECE OF PLASTIC GOUGING THROUGH THE CLOTH IN THE HEEL OF MY SHOE AND INTO MY ACTUAL HEEL. I am pretty quick on the uptake, don’t you know? That combined with my propensity for frugality, resulted in me almost never buying new shoes.

This is Your Chance

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Okay, so since i have started running, a number of people who don’t run have asked me about how I got started, how hard it is, and a few have even expressed interest in trying it. More often, though, people seem interested, but when i tell them “you could totally do this!” they say,
“No, i could never run 13 miles, or 6 miles, or 3 miles.” Some of them say they could never run a mile.

I understand this. For me, running is 10 percent actual effort, and about 30 percent sticking to a training plan, and 60 percent mental. The mental part consists of coaxing myself off the couch, and saying, “Okay, I just have to do three miles. I know I can at least WALK three miles, so i might as well do that. That counts.” And that is, seriously, how I get myself out there. And sometimes, I surprise myself, and it is really easy, and I run the whole distance. Other times, it is not easy, and I walk parts, but i always finish the distance. And even when I walk part of it, I never regret getting out there and doing it.

People ask me how i ever got started. I started the way all people i know started. I started small. I started with a Couch-to-5K plan. Those are plans specifically for people who have been sitting on their ass watching too much The Hills, or playing nothing but World of Warcraft for two years straight, while drinking cases of beer, or drinking a bottle of wine a night. I know that’s what they were doing, because that’s what I was doing, too. And I still finished a half-marathon on Thanksgiving day. But i started small, and if you are looking to do something similar, you can too.

What am i getting at? This.

My friend Steph is a great runner. She is modest and will deny this, but she is fast and also a triathlete. Even athletes get injuries, though, and she is back at square one after an injury. She is starting a 5k plan at the very beginning; She is in the baby steps, walking stages. And she is trying to sign up recruits to do her plan with her.

She and Natalie, at The Negative Split, were my inspiration for getting into running. And if you really want to do it, you could follow along with Steph. She has 12 people doing the plan with her, and they come from all different levels. She has injured runners, beginners, and folks who used to run but haven’t for years. They are all joining her in the plan.

You don’t have to run with them, although i am sure they would love to have you. You could follow along with the plan and check in with her weekely. Steph is positive, inspiring, and a great coach. You could do worse than having her for a trainer.

If you are thinking about starting running, shoot her an email. I bet you would never regret it. This is your chance.

Update: Not sure what is up with Nat’s site. . .

Still Basking in the Glow of Accomplishment

Monday, December 1st, 2008

I put my half-marathon race report up on Metroblogging Atlanta. Not sure what to do with myself, now that i have no noveling and no race to train for. . . Todd would say that I have plenty of laundry to do.

I prefer bon-bons and Oprah.

Dogwood Girl Runs, Writes, Congratulates, Coughs

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I know i have been missing in action during most of November. I attribute this to a)NanoWriMO b)Half-marathon training and c) family sickness.

So, i have about 2000 words left on NaNo today. I finished the half on Thursday. This may not seem like much until you drive to Chamblee Marta station (the approximate starting line) and then drive down Ptree Industrial until it turns into Peachtree, and then follow that all the way to downtown Atlanta and then over to Turner Field. Yes, I ran from Chamblee to Turner Field and people, that is a long-ass way.

I am proud of myself for finishing what I started out to do. Sometimes I am not that great with follow-through.

So, writing Nano today and driving back from Auburn to Atlanta. It will be nice to be home.

p.s. Congratulations to all you Tech and Bama fuckers.

Help me out, Runner Folks

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

My latest Metroblogging Atlanta post is up as of today. Check it out and give me all your sage advice on running the Thanksgiving Half Marathon. Because I am a little nervous. I admit it.

Although the calories I can conceivably take in afterwards without guilt do give me a little courage. Three words: “Mama’s Mashed Potatoes.”

And as an update: Nano is going well, although I am going to be driving right down to the wire.

I Never Win Anything!

Friday, November 14th, 2008

But this morning, right there in my inbox, was a notification that I won a copy of this pre-release book. I love the site Goodreads and they have this nifty FirstReads give-away. Basically, you sign up to win pre-release copies from publishers. If you win, they send you a copy of the book and they request that you post a review on Goodreads. How cool is that?

So, NaNoWriMo is going well. I am at over 22,000 words. Almost halfway there and right on schedule. It has almost worked out well that I have been sick for over three weeks. More reason to sit around and write. The impact on my running has not been that great. Think wheezing on hills and coughing up massive amounts of green phlegm, but I’m still running on Thanksgiving, even if I am not at a hundred percent. I missed over a week of workouts, so i doubt it will make that much of a difference in my physical ability to run the half, but it definitely has affected my mental game. Confidence level is not high. Link

New Running Playlist – Special Guest Star Todd!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Since my Ipod died, I have been using Todd’s dinosaur (about four pounds!) Ipod on my runs. I haven’t quite gotten around to convincing him that I should control what music he puts on his own Ipod (yet), so I have been using his Running mix. Lots of the same stuff I have, plus some I haven’t used that worked out well. The only thing we definitely don’t agree on? I just can’t run to The Shins or Vampire Weekend. I don’t even like Vampire Weekend, actually. And I think The Shins are boring.*

There. I said it.
*Except for “New Slang,” which is, of course, brilliant.

Todd’s Running Playlist:

  1. There There Radiohead Hail to the Thief
  2. Feel Good Inc (Single Edit) Gorillaz Feel Good Inc – Single
  3. Ch-Check It Out The Beastie Boys To The 5 Boroughs
  4. Obstacle 1 Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
  5. Blue Orchid The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
  6. Hopeless The Wrens The Meadowlands
  7. What Ever Happened The Strokes Room On Fire
  8. Banquet Bloc Party Silent Alarm
  9. Harnessed in Slums Archers Of Loaf Vee Vee
  10. Helicopter Bloc Party Silent Alarm
  11. Favours In The Beetroot Fields British Sea Power The Decline Of British Sea Power
  12. 7/4 (Shoreline) Broken Social Scene Broken Social Scene
  13. Sister Jack Spoon Gimme Fiction
  14. Smack My Bitch Up The Prodigy The Fat Of The Land
  15. Vertigo U2 How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
  16. Where’s Your Head At Basement Jaxx Rooty
  17. B.O.B. OutKast Stankonia
  18. Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) Arcade Fire Funeral
  19. Richard III Supergrass In It For the Money
  20. Alec Eiffel Pixies Trompe le Monde
  21. Alison Pixies Bossanova
  22. Wolf Like Me TV On The Radio Return To Cookie Mountain
  23. Handful Of Billions Sound Team Movie Monster
  24. Anti-Anti Snowden Anti-Anti
  25. Now That You’re Home Manchester Orchestra I’m Like a Virgin Losing a Child
  26. Wolves at Night Manchester Orchestra I’m Like a Virgin Losing a Child
  27. Cowbell Tapes ‘n Tapes The Loon
  28. Pitfalls Film School Film School
  29. Australia The Shins Wincing the Night Away
  30. Wasted Time Kings Of Leon Youth and Young Manhood
  31. Common Reactor Silversun Pickups Carnavas
  32. No Cars Go Arcade Fire Neon Bible
  33. Keep The Car Running Arcade Fire Neon Bible
  34. Bone Broke The White Stripes Icky Thump
  35. Icky Thump The White Stripes Icky Thump
  36. Finer Feelings Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
  37. d is for dangerous Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
  38. teddy picker Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
  39. Red Alert Basement Jaxx The Singles
  40. Under Pressure David Bowie & Queen
  41. Bump Spank Rock Yoyoyoyoyo (Record-Play)
  42. Broken Heartbeats Sound Like Breakbeats Los Campesinos! Hold On Now, Youngster…
  43. Liferz Blood on the Wall Liferz
  44. Rize Blood on the Wall Liferz
  45. Go Go Go Blood on the Wall Liferz
  46. Hibernation Blood on the Wall Liferz
  47. Living Well Is The Best Revenge R.E.M. Accelerate
  48. Time to Pretend MGMT Oracular Spectacular
  49. Sissy Blues The Deadly Snakes Porcella -Or- A Bird In The Hand Is Worthless [Vinyl]
  50. I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You Black Kids Wizard of Ahhhs
  51. Boston Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
  52. A-Punk Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
  53. Mansard Roof Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
  54. O Katrina! The Black Lips Good Bad Not Evil

Grief and Guilt

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Grief is a funny thing. You think you have a handle on it, then it washes anew over you, catching you at the moment you least expect it. I finished up my breakfast, then brushed my teeth. Ready for my run, I headed for the hooks in the kitchen where we hang everything: Totes, my Grandma Palmer’s aprons, keys, hats, hoodies, visor, Ipod.

Ipod.

I don’t have an Ipod anymore. How the hell can i run without my Ipod, and how could I have forgotten her so easily? And of course, Todd took his with him to vote, so I am left here to drink coffee, atrophy, and mourn my Ipod once again.

And now I feel guilty for using my dead Ipod to get out of a run.

Yes, I think I Am. Or at Least I Want to Be.

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Plenty of running going on here at Dogwood Girl. Okay, jogging, if you want to be really accurate. I’m certainly not hauling ass. I just set myself some distances and then my goal is to finish them, no matter how long it takes. I go as fast as my old knees will allow me to go.

And my knees are feeling the longer distances, the constant beating they take when I am out for more than an hour. Mentally, I feel great. Cardiovascularly, awesome. But those poor knees are taking a hit because of my weight. I have been trying to lose the weight for . . .well, years. I don’t have unrealistic expectations that I will be my 16-year old self, but I would like to get faster. And that is what it comes down to – I will lose this weight. Interestingly, what has pushed me over the edge is not what drives most women I know to lose weight. It will not be vanity, or the desire to look better in my clothes. It will not even be that I want to be healthier, although all of those things would be nice. It will be that I do not like to lose, and God damn it, I want to be faster.

I know everyone is sitting there saying, well, why are you such a fat ass? Why don’t you just cut back on what you are eating? Well, I am doing that, but it is harder for me than other people, because I’ve pretty much fucked my metabolism all to hell with my PCOS. But I am going to do it. And then I am going to be faster. I’m not giving up. I am tired of running, farther and longer, and not getting any faster. I’m tired of not seeing results.

I had a little reward yesterday, though. I had my blood pressure taken at my annual Gynecological exam. The nurse looked surprised after taking it.

I said, “What? Was it bad?” and she said, “No, 80 over 50 is really good. Are you an athlete?” “No,” i said, “but I run pretty often.”

But in my head, I said Yes. Yes, I am.

My Running Playlist

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I’ve been running a lot lately, and getting bored with my current running playlists. Here’s what’s on them, in case you’re bored with yours:

Living Well Is The Best Revenge R.E.M.
Shellshock New Order
The Grey Estates Wolf Parade
Blank Generation Richard Hell & The Voidoids
Power Doesn’t Run On Nothing The Thermals
A Ghost To Most Drive-By Truckers
Breathe Me Sia
No Pause Girl Talk
Hands In The Air Girl Talk
Here’s The Thing Girl Talk
Don’t Stop Girl Talk
Konichiwa Bitches (Album Version) Robyn
Destroyer Kinks
Weightless Nada Surf
I’mAlright Kenny Loggins (bite me)
Digital Love Miracle Fortress
Long Division Death Cab For Cutie
Shut Up and Let Me Go The Ting Tings
I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You Black Kids
That’s Not My Name The Ting Tings
Could You Be The One Husker Du
Great DJ The Ting Tings
List of Demands (Reparations) Saul Williams
Stay Positive The Hold Steady
Right Hand On My Heart The Whigs
5 Years Time Noah & The Whale
Hold Up Girl Talk
Knife (Girl Talk Remix) Grizzly Bear
What’s Golden Jurassic 5 Power In Numbers
Pavilion Velcro Stars
Secret Identity How I Became The Bomb
No Cars Go Arcade Fire
Common Reactor Silversun Pickups
Keep The Car Running Arcade Fire
I Still Remember Bloc Party
Tom Courtnenay Yo La Tengo
Beautiful Day U2
Head On Pixies
Thieves Ministry
50ft Queenie PJ Harvey
Song 2 Blur
(Drawing) Rings Around The World
Sister Surround The Soundtrack Of Our Lives
If I Should Fall From Grace With God
Feel Good Inc (Single Edit) Gorillaz
Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta Geto Boys (Kinda like to cool down to this one.)

What do you run to? For the love of god, give me some suggestions. I am bored silly with most of these.