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Mark and Lisa

January 7th, 2007

Mark and Lisa
Originally uploaded by AnnieATL.

Congratulations to my sister and . . .ahem. . my brother-in-law, Lisa and Mark, on their one year anniversary. I can’t believe y’all have been married for a year!

Love,
Annie

p.s. Sorry Rollie was such a shit last night. If you have a baby soon, you can repay me.

You Think You’ve Seen Some Shit?

January 5th, 2007

My grandfather turns 91 today. You ain’t seen nothin’. He’s seen four wars (not including these two latest ones), the holocaust, the coming of electricity, running water, automobiles, the telephone, the radio, and television. I’m pretty sure he thinks the way a mouse operates is simply magic.

I wrote a really long post about him for his 90th last year. My mom thought it was cool. Yes, my mom reads my blog; Frightening, no? Just what you want your mama to read: This, or this, or this. She printed the post out and showed it to him. He read it, smiled, and was quiet for a few seconds, then said, “I guess she’ll just put the death dates on later.” He is a funny guy. Happy birthday, Pop! I love you!
That’s us together in Christmas of ’77: From left – Dad, Me, Grandma Smith, Pop, Lisa, and Grandma Palmer.

Change is Good

January 4th, 2007

New year, new Dogwood Girl template. Okay, not really new, just tweaked the old one a bit, because I was tired of it. My HTML ability is almost nil, and my eye for anything artistic or graphic is non-existent, so this is the best i could do.

I like the cleanless of it, though. Like a clean slate for a new year, or a quiet blanket of freshly-fallen snow. Speaking of, God, send us some snow. My kids don’t even know what it is.

New Year’s Recap

January 3rd, 2007

Night started off slow, with me laying a base of soup and salad at the nicest Olive Garden ever. Todd’s Mom says so, and she should know, because she lives in that mecca of fine dining that is Dadeville, Alabama. I also had a latte at Starbucks in an attempt to jumpstart my very hung over body while Todd chatted with the Turks. No doin’ on lighting a fire under me; It wasn’t until I arrived at Iain’s and choked down that first beer that I started feeling a little better. I had grandiose plans of dressing up, even maybe wearing a skirt, but I was lucky to get there in one piece, much less to change out of jeans and t-shirt. I threw on my fluffy-fringey sweater in an attempt to give myself some style and just ended up looking like a Smashing Pumpkins’ D’arcy wanna-be from 1991. You will notice only one picture of me in the whole New Year’s set on Flickr. This is not coincidence.

Highlights:

  • Black-eyed peas and greens and Iain and Annie’s Crappy Cornbread Quiche.
  • Todd drinking brown liquor is always a highlight. He starts gesturing with his hands more, and he likes to stir the ice in his glass with a cute little tinkle. He gets a bounce in his step that he only ever gets when he is drinking liquor. (Bounce has been known to morph into him falling backwards on his ass in the basement at Gravity Pub, but he was drinking vodka tonics that night, so we cannot blame that on the revered bourbon whiskey.)
  • Watching people strip down and display body art and mutilation in the largest fucking bathroom in Alabama was pretty entertaining.
  • No evening is ever complete until you have cleared the whole living room of furniture so as to perform a few numbers from Grease, replete with male and female parts, and dancing on remaining furniture.
  • Finally, and this one is so obvious, but I will say it anyway: I am so cute when I am drinking. Everyone says so.

The only thing missing was the people that I couldn’t be with this year, but they are always in my thoughts, and just as soon as I make that first million off Dogwood Girl, I am going to buy a farm and start a commune where we can all live together. Right after Lisa and I buy the Sea-Doo. It’s gonna happen – 2007: The Year of Big Dreams. Who’s with me?

Quote for January

January 2nd, 2007

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway (1899 – 1961)

Well said, Mr. Hemingway.

Top Ten: 2006

December 31st, 2006

I don’t buy CDs as often as I used to – We only bought 20 albums this year. We downloaded a few songs, but this just isn’t the same rabidity with which we voraciously devoured new releases before having kids. I also find that I end up listening to more of the “Coffee” music, as I call it, because that is what goes well against a backdrop of Sesame Street. It is strange how having kids changes your tastes and how you listen to music.

Without further ado, my 2006 Top Ten:

  1. Band of Horses – Everything All the Time. No surprise here. This was just a fixture for me this year – Lots of starting dinner to this album in the afternoons.
    Favorite tracks: “The Funeral,” “Part One,” “The Great Salt Lake.”
  2. Johnny Cash – American V: A Hundred Highways. This one just about took number one, but I went on how much I listened to them, and Band of Horses was my most listened-to album in 2006. I think that if I had bought American V earlier than I did, this would be on top. I also think this is the one on my list that I will still be listening to in five years. There was a part of me that wanted to give him the top spot for purely sentimental “last album” reasons. The album track choices seem calculated to elicit that kind of response; All of the songs seem like something uttered in a dying breath. Johnny Cash is so timeless, and I can never quite get enough of him. There is an authenticity to his voice that cannot be replicated.
    Favorite tracks: “God’s Gonna Cut You Down,” “If You Could Read My Mind.” My mom listened to this Gordon Lightfoot song when i was a kid and I always liked it in a 70’s Peaceful Easy Feeling way, but Cash’s version is transcendental. “Rose of My Heart” – a love ballad unmatched by any I’ve heard recently.
  3. Silversun Pickups – Carnavas. This album is just sugary pop-rock goodness. They manage to make every track seem shiny, like a cool old car, chrome shining in the sunlight.
    Favorite tracks: “Lazy Eye,” “Common Reactor.”
  4. Neko Case – Fox Confessor Brings the Flood. I really like New Pornographers, and more than I like Neko Case’s solo stuff. That being said, I really love this album. I think that I have a tendency to not want to jump on the bandwagon with some things that are really popular – A good example is my refusal for the longest time to really give the White Stripes a chance. When I finally did, I begrudgingly admitted they were brilliant. Neko Case isn’t brilliant, but she is really talented, and I didn’t want to admit that. I guess I just got so sick of hearing about the hot rock chick that I didn’t want to give her a chance. Todd bought this one, too, and I ended up really digging it. She is a truly original songwriter, and she has a strong , distinctive, and beautiful voice.
    Favorite tracks: “Margaret vs. Pauline,” “John Saw That Number.”
  5. The Decemberists – The Crane Wife. I really don’t know how The Decemberists pull off this pretentious lit-rock shit, but they do. Each song is like a short story unto itself, or a time-worn folk tale, and they almost fall into the whole concept album genre, but it is so fresh and well-performed that I forget how ridiculous it is. Romantic, theatrical, and beautiful. It is no Castaways and Cutouts, and the slight disappointment over that probably prevents it from being any higher on my list, but the melody of “The Crane Wife 3” makes me want to cry it is so pretty; the second track, the modestly-named “The Island-Come And See-The Landlord’s Daughter – You’ll Not Feel the Drowning,” is so long that it makes me want to cry. Good, but I never pay attention the whole way through. I imagine an origami crane throughout the whole album. Too much Prison Break, I guess.
    Favorite tracks: “The Crane Wife 3,” “The Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then).”
  6. Manchester Orchestra – I’m Like a Virgin Losing a Child. I wish i could say that I was at the top of the curve on this one, but I really caught the tail of this wave. This one came out of nowhere, a December purchase on Todd’s part. Suddenly it is everywhere. I had heard a couple of songs and liked them, but the whole album is really good. It sounds a little like Death Cab meets Bright Eyes. I will be listening to this one into 2007, without a doubt. I was unsure about giving it the number six spot, but then thought to myself, “you know what? When was the last time you heard an album by a band you hadn’t heard before and you liked it this much immediately?” This album instantly made me a little excited about music again. Not easy to do when I am old and jaded and not as impressionable as I once was.
    Added plus: Local band.
    Favorite tracks: “Now That You’re Home,” “Where Have You Been,” “Golden Ticket.”
  7. Alexi Murdoch – Time Without Consequence. Great coffee-in-the-morning music. At once weary, melancholy and hopeful. Kind of like me.
    Favorite tracks: “All My Days,” “Love You More,” “Orange Sky.”
  8. M. Ward – Post-War. More coffee music. Todd bought this one and it grew on me.
    Favorite tracks: “Magic Trick.” “Roller Coaster” – Makes me think of young infatuation. I love the line “You’re like a roller coaster, you give me heavy metal dreams.” Gets stuck in my head for hours, and is fun to improvise the words and make them songs for the kids.
  9. Yo La Tengo – i am not afraid of you and I will beat your ass. Always new-sounding, always original. They never fail to surprise me on a few tracks with something that sounds different.
    Favorite tracks: “Sometimes I don’t Get You,” “The Weakest Part,” “The Story of Yo La Tengo.”
  10. T.V. on the Radio – Return to Cookie Mountain. This one is in the top ten purely on speculation; I bought it so late in the year that I didn’t have time to run it into the ground, but if I had it earlier, it easily could have made the top five, if not number one or two. I’m sad I didn’t buy it earlier.
    Favorite track: “Wolf Like Me” – It’s catchy as all get-out.

Honorable Mentions:

  • Johnny Cash – The Johnny Cash Children’s Album. Rollie has as addiction to the Dinosaur Song that is like a contagious disease.
  • The Long Winters – Putting the Days to Bed
  • Ambulance Ltd. – New English EP
  • Sparklehorse – Dreamt for Light Years in the Belly of a Mountain
  • Calexico – Garden Ruin.

Favorite Songs of 2006:
TV on the Radio – “Wolf Like Me.” Good God Almighty. This one makes me wish I played an instrument and that I had written this song. Hope this is inspiring some sixteen-year-old girl somewhere.
Gnarls Barkley – “Crazy.” I read that they did this track in one take. Awesome. Pure magic.
Band of Horses – The Great Salt Lake. This is my kitchen song, 2006.
Regina Spektor – “Fidelity.” Beautiful like fine porelain. Translucent and unadorned, but not plain. Cool video, too.
Flaming Lips – “The W.A. N. D.” This one is catchy, but doesn’t make up for a crap album.
Snowden – “anti-anti.” Atlanta band. Fun driving song.

I Just Don’t Get It, or Todd Bought It, but I Never Would Have:
Belle and Sebastian – The Life Pursuit. They bore me.
The Essex Green – Cannibal Sea
Starlight Mints – Drowaton
The Streets – The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living
Wolfmother – Wolfmother. I have already listened to everything by Led Zeppelin.

Complete Disappointments:
The Flaming Lips – At War with the Mystics. The most universally disappointing album of the year. Did anyone like it?
Granddaddy – Just Like the Fambly Cat. You already made this album. Twice.

Dance Recital, 1978

December 28th, 2006

Tomboy in red dotted tulle, lipstick, Dorothy Hammill hair. Alpharetta, Georgia.

Pure

December 27th, 2006

Pure Christmas magic.

My Boys

December 26th, 2006

You know that show, “My Boys?” No, I didn’t either, until my outing with the Creekers, wherein almost every person there told me I would love the show. These days I actually have girlfriends (see Girls Gone Mild, for example), but growing up, with the exception of a few solid girlfriends like Karen and Camille and little Lisa, I hung out pretty much exclusively with the boys.
I’m happy to say that we still hang out, even if it is just a couple times of year. Most of us have families and responsibilities now, but put us in a basement together and give us a few cases of beer and we will quickly regress to our sixteen-year-old selves. With maybe a little more clothing kept on and a little less smoking and puking. Exact same amount of laughter. I love my boys. (From left: Owen, Dan, Me, Jason, Ev, John, and C.J.)

More pics from the Creeker get-together here on Flickr.

*Apologies for it taking so long to get this post up. I have had nothing but trouble with my internet connection this month. Oh, the troubles I’ve seen. Woe is me. Hope to start blogging regularly again come the new year.

Free Santa!

December 15th, 2006

On Saturday, we took Rollie and Tiller to see Santa at St. Paul’s Methodist in Grant Park. Although I am unsure about my thoughts on God, I am sure about one thing; I love old, beautiful churches. St. Paul’s is really gorgeous, but in a lived-in, non-museum-like way. You actually feel welcome and warm when you are there.


Santa was upstairs in a back room and you had to wait in a not-too-long line to see him. The line wrapped out the door and down the stairs. Rollie and tiller were excellently-behaved, much to my surprise; I guess they were mesmerized by all of the other kids. Living in East Atlanta, I often feel cut off from other people with children, until we attend something like this Santa event. Then I realize just how many young children are living and being born here and I realize that in ten years, this will probably be a really family-friendly neighborhood, and a great place to raise kids. I sometimes wish that I had the confidence to make my children urban pioneer children, working to make the schools in this area better, but I just don’t think that is going to happen, nor do I think I am the Mom to attempt it. I just don’t want my precious little ones to be guinea pigs in an experiment that might fail. Selfish, I know, but also my decision and we are the ones responsible for their educational raisin’, as they call it here in the South.

I digress. We finally entered the Santa room, and then rounded the corner, where we could actually see Santa. He was a great-looking Santa in a traditional Santa suit with the belt and all. He had his own Santa chair and a Christmas tree and we were allowed to take pictures with the digital camera for free, which is really more in the Christmas spirit than those mall Santas. Plus, less waiting in line.

When it was our turn, Rollie hopped up in his lap without hesitation (unlike last year – tears and more tears, making for hysterically funny Santa pics) and told him what he wanted for Christmas (choochoos and cars). We snapped some pictures of them together, then threw Tiller up with them. She was surprisingly good, too, and in fact just seemed enthralled with his beard and stared at him. We had a hard time getting both of them to look at the camera, and of course, our camera acted up throughout, so the shots aren’t great. But hey! They are free!

Cheap Santas are great. Free Santas are the best.